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157 Funny tell quotes

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

Funny Quotes Mar 27, 2025

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Oh, you drink black coffee? Tell your ulcer I said good morning.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The awkward moment when someone's zipper is down and you don't know whether to tell them or not.

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Don’t tell me about Stockholm Syndrome, I woke up at 6 AM on my first day of vacation wondering how things were going at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school… Oh wait, I'm at work.

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

I can now tell the hour of the day by which part of my body needs a heating pad.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025