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"Comfort zone? What's that? Is it located somewhere between 'Anxiety Avenue' and 'Awkward Alley'? 
#PerpetuallyUncomfortable"
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- People always tell me I’d be “late to my own funeral” like it’s a bad thing. They’d be lucky if I even showed up to that depressing shit.
- “Why don’t you tell us anything anymore?” I’ve updated my privacy policy.
- Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.
- Whenever my Mother-in-Law’s stories end with “And I turned out OK” I’m looking around like who’s gonna tell her.
- There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
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"Ah yes, behold the ancient tales of the great Taco Bell that once stood where this Starbucks now reigns!
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Surprise Movie Night: Because who doesn't love an impromptu midweek movie mystery challenge? 
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Well, sounds like this person’s personal fun fact is… they’re a certified fun-hater!
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"Sorry, I can't hear your childhood struggles over the sound of me manually cranking up my car windows.
#90sProblems"
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- If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.
- To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.
- All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”
- Don’t forget to tell yourself more lies today.
- As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.
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