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Someone from 🇬🇼 has viewed:

The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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The Midwest urge to have a drink on a patio as soon as it’s nice out.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Just flipped my mattress, should have woken up my wife first.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

As a parent of a teenage daughter, I would like to formally apologize to my parents for my tube-top and low-rise jeans era.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Gonna mess with my husband by texting “send nudes” when he’s in a work meeting.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has viewed:

Picking up women at the bar and then gently setting them down.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has viewed:

That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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12,598

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I think I’ma end the year with a plot twist, everyone hold on tight.

Just landed via YouTube:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

Shared recently on Discord:

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Just shared via Slack:

My career plan? Win the lottery and disappear.

Seen just now on TikTok:

You don’t know a person until you’ve seen them eat popcorn.

Just shared via WeChat:

Welcome to adulthood: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Just landed via Instagram:

No better feeling than getting home and realizing you forgot the one thing you went out for.

Spotted on Messenger:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Do y’all ever get pre-annoyed? Like, you already know someone is about to piss you off.

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Funny tell quotes 😄🎤 are like the unexpected punchlines of life that sneak up on you, leaving you giggling at their clever twists and truths. They’re the sassy best friends of the quote world—always ready to lighten the mood and remind us not to take life too seriously. Whether sparking laughter at just the right moment or transforming mundane musings, these gems pack a delightful punch, ready to entertain and inspire!

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10 hours ago
Share →: You can tell a group isn’t gonna make it big just by their name.

Commentary:
Sounds like whoever named them "The Nap Enthusiasts" really set the bar low! 😴🎤😂
2 days ago
Share →: Fun fact: a person’s music taste can actually tell their intelligence level.

Commentary:
Guess I'm a genius when I'm listening to classical, but just mildly interesting when I switch to pop! 🎶🧠
1 week ago
Share →: “I’m going to get more sleep tonight” is always the first lie I tell myself in the morning.

Commentary:
This is me every morning, and caffeine rewards me for being consistent 😂☕💤
1 week ago
Share →: (Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "I'm not talking to myself, we're having a staff meeting." 🤔😂💼
2 weeks ago
Share →: There’s no reason to be bored flying on an airplane. Use the time to tell the person next to you your entire life story.

Commentary:
Perfect opportunity to unleash your autobiography on an unsuspecting audience! ✈️😂🎤
2 weeks ago
Share →: Have been dipping my toe into doing Pilates, and let me tell you, women are real sickos.

Commentary:
Trying Pilates for the first time and realizing women have been secretly training to become rubber bands 🧘‍♀️😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: Been acting really busy today because I can tell my coworker wants to talk about something in his personal life.

Commentary:
Dodging drama like a professional ninja while perfecting my 'busy bee' impression 🐝🙅‍♂️🤫
2 weeks ago
Share →: Don’t ever let a recipe tell you how much cheese you need to add, everyone knows cheese is measured with the heart.

Commentary:
When it comes to cheese, my heart says "just keep grating" and my wrist says "seriously, I'm tired now" 🧀❤️😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I believe that emails are trying to tell us something.

Commentary:
Emails: the modern-day equivalent of a carrier pigeon that never leaves your inbox 🐦📬😂
2 weeks ago
Share →: I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Commentary:
Sounds like your comedic skills really took you places… straight to HR! 🙈😂📈

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Someone from 🇱🇺 has shared:

Twitter is like a mental hospital where everyone thinks they are the only sane person and everyone else is crazy.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has viewed:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Jump to recipe is the closest thing we have to teleportation.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has bookmarked:

Screw you guys, I’m gonna go make friends with the crows.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

Kissing while both wearing baseball caps is so hard. How do baseball players do it?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

The cost of living has gotten so high, I’m thinking about having a nap for dinner.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via X:

The world is in chaos, confess to your crush!

Just shared via Messenger:

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

Going viral on Snapchat:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Going viral on Instagram:

Coffee just tastes better when you are the only one awake in the morning.

Trending via YouTube:

I just hit the back arrow on a website, and it took me to a page that said, “Before you leave.” No. I already made the decision.

Seen just now on Slack:

Human stupidity exists because if everyone were smart, we’d have no one to laugh at on the internet.

Shared recently on WeChat:

AI won’t replace me because I’m already useless to society.

Going viral on Facebook:

I’m like if a birthday card with no money inside was a person.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I will charge a 25% tariff on my steely gaze.

Trending via TikTok:

Some people are so judgmental, I can tell by just looking at them.

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