59 Funny through quotes

• I see people my age out there climbing mountains and skydiving, and here I am feeling good about myself because I got my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.

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  2 months ago

  achievement, age, aging, am, balance, climbing, comedy, confidence, daily, daily life, feeling, good, got, here, humor, humor about aging, i, leg, life, life perspective, losing, myself, people, perspective, relatability, self-deprecation, skydiving, through, underwear

• The Slow and the Furious: me navigating a shopping cart through a grocery store filled with morons.

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  2 months ago

  cart, experience, filled, frustration, funny experience, furious, grocery, grocery store, humor, me, moron, navigating, navigation, shopping, shopping cart, slow, slow and furious, store, through

• They should make statues of regular people, like you’re walking through the park and there’s a statue of your friend Jeff.

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  2 months ago

  art, friend, funny idea, humor, idea, jeff, park, people, public, public art, regular, regular people, should, statue, through, walking

• When you want to feel at your thinnest, walk through Walmart at any time of day.

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  2 months ago

  body, body image, day, feel, humor, image, observation, shopping, thinnest, through, time, walk, Walmart, want

• Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

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  2 months ago

  breakup, comfort, every, hand, held, humor, relationship, sugar, support, through

• I wish I had the determination of my wife, who’s still flipping through radio stations as we pull into our driveway.

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  2 months ago

  daily, daily life, determination, drive, driveway, family, flipping, humor, i, life, patience, perseverance, pull, radio, radio station, relationship, station, stations, still, through, wife, wish

• Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

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  2 months ago

  branding, going, humor, i, identity, life, nostalgia, personal, personal branding, signature, teenager, through

• The masculine urge to make a woman sit through a YouTube video that she will not find funny or entertaining.

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  2 months ago

  activity, entertaining, entertainment, Funny, gender, gender humor, humor, masculine, masculine urge, relationship, shared, shared activity, sit, through, urge, video, woman, YouTube

• I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

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  2 months ago

  activity, alcohol, beer, book, drafts, drinking, fun, fun activity, humor, humor about alcohol, lot, through, writing

• I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

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  2 months ago

  anxiety, challenges, comedy, daily, daily struggle, else, going, humor, i, just, life, life challenges, next, overwhelm, relatability, something, stress, struggle, through

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