Funny quotes trying

89 Funny trying quotes

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Got fired from my job at the zoo because I kept trying to wax the turtles.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why can’t Chinese restaurants chop the broccoli in their dishes? I feel like I’m trying to fit an entire bonsai tree into my mouth.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Whatever doesn’t kill you is probably still trying.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025