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Men have nice skin because they stress out everyone but themselves.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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Self-care is putting your face on a very soft cat.

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Seeing people exercising outside my house really motivated me to get up and close the blinds.

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There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.

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Every time the universe sends me a sign, I’m like, okay, but I think I’ll wait for a signier sign.

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Don’t be fooled by what your kids will eat at someone else’s house.

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Just because your parents planned you doesn’t mean you weren’t a mistake.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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Wow, this was a really long day of playing on my phone.

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I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake.

Just landed via YouTube:

Some people pack their lives so full of activities, appointments and people that I get exhausted just reading about it.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

Reported on Slack:

Glasses don’t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

We’re putting that movie you love back in theaters on one random Wednesday — and we’re not gonna tell you until Tuesday.

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As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding.

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Children are so giving. For example, my kids gave me a cold.

Reported on X:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

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125 Funny trying quotes

Funny trying quotes 😂 are like the comic relief of life’s blooper reel, sprinkling humor on our valiant yet often clumsy attempts at greatness. They remind us that even when we’re hilariously off-target, the journey is where the true giggles lie. So, grab your metaphorical popcorn 🍿 and enjoy the show, because nothing says “I’m trying” quite like a good laugh at our own expense. Ready to embrace the funny side of failure? Let’s dive in! 🎭🎉

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Share →: I’m just here trying to spread a little joy while the world burns. Is that so wrong?

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Spreading joy like it's confetti and the world is on a BBQ 🍿🔥😄
5 days ago
Share →: A perfect metaphor for my life would be “Someone trying to stand up in a hammock.”

Commentary:
Trying to adult like: 🎪😅 Who knew balancing on a hammock was also a life skill!
5 days ago
Share →: Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the spider's planning a web fashion show with my wardrobe! 🕷️👗😂
6 days ago
Share →: Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

Commentary:
Cooking skills so advanced, I'm now a certified smoke signaler 🍕🔥😆
6 days ago
Share →: Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

Commentary:
Manifesting breakfast is my new cardio routine 🍳✨ #DreamBigEatBigger
1 week ago
Share →: If you haven’t tried blindfold archery, you should give it a go. You don’t know what you’re missing.

Commentary:
"Blindfold archery: Where the real challenge is finding out what you just destroyed! 🎯😂 #AddingAdventurousTwist"
1 week ago
Share →: Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

Commentary:
"Calamari tried and survived… marriage, here I come! 🦑💍🤣"
1 week ago
Share →: Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

Commentary:
"Is it my joints or my morning cereal? 🤔🔍😂 #MysterySounds #SeniorSymphony"
1 week ago
Share →: There should be a variant of fencing with two guys trying to kiss one another.

Commentary:
"Swipe right for swordplay and smooches! 🤺💋😂"
1 week ago
Share →: Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet.

Commentary:
"When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! 😂🤐🗣️"

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Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

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In case anyone hasn’t told you today, I’m beautiful.

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I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink.

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Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

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“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

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The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

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Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

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Making waves on YouTube:

Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“You’re so quiet!” Thanks! I actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me.

Just shared via WeChat:

I want to run through your dreams and settle in your nightmares.

Just landed via Telegram:

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Ramen is just anime spaghetti.

Making waves on Slack:

Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

Ugh, he wants to go hiking as a first date, just like Hitler.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Stop telling people to grow up. Have you seen adults?

Live now on Snapchat:

I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

Just landed via Facebook:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

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