176 Funny trying quotes

• People who don’t have Twitter are trying to show you stuff you laughed at a month ago.

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  7 days ago

  ago, humor, joke, laughter, media, month, outdated, people, sharing, show, social, social media, stuff, trying, Twitter

• I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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  1 week ago

  cook, cooking, humor, i, kitchen, less, love, mess, much, one-pot, one-pot recipe, pot, recipe, things, trying

• Telling the guy next to me on the subway that I’m not even ticklish, so don’t bother trying.

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  1 week ago

  bother, even, guy, humor, interaction, joke, me, next, public, public transport, stranger, Subway, telling, ticklish, transport, trying

• Telling her parents you creampie her daily is socially unacceptable. But telling them you’re trying for a baby is a cause for celebration.

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  1 week ago

  baby, cause, celebration, communication, creampie, daily, humor, norm, parents, social, social norm, socially, telling, trying, unacceptable

• Back in the office this morning, trying to remember what I do for work.

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  1 week ago

  back, back to work, forgetfulness, humor, i, job, morning, office, remember, trying, work

• The modern condition is mostly trying to do things on your own that people have historically achieved with a large support network, and wondering why you’re tired all the time.

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  1 week ago

  condition, connection, exhaustion, fatigue, humor, independence, large, life, modern, modern life, network, observation, own, people, self-reliance, social, social connection, support, support network, things, time, tired, trying, why, wondering

• Sorry, babe, can’t right now. The group chat is active, and I’m trying to get my joke in before they change topics.

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  1 week ago

  active, babe, before, change, chat, conversation, group, group chat, humor, joke, media, relationship, right, social, social media, sorry, texting, timing, trying

• Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

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  1 week ago

  AI, AI evolution, apocalypse, Cloudflare, ever, evolution, fail, humor, imagine, internet, internet outage, joke, kill, outage, survival, tech, tech fail, technology, thing, trying, us

• Why do parents bust in your room like they trying to catch you cheating on them with another pair of parents or something?

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  1 week ago

  another, catch, cheating, family, humor, invasion, pair, parent, parents, privacy, room, something, trying, why

• Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

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  1 week ago

  boss, capture, childlike, childlike joy, December, excuse, holiday, holiday spirit, humor, i, joy, procrastination, sorry, spirit, today, trying, work

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