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  • I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

    Commentary:
    “Honestly, I’m ready for politicians to say, ‘The oracle has spoken!’ instead of ‘The polls have spoken.’ 🧙‍♂️🔮🤣”

  • Hey bartender, can you turn down the music, please? This guy I just met is trying to explain how baseball works.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Shhh, trying to learn the rules of baseball over here! 🤫⚾️📚😂”

  • Hey, sorry I acted weird the other day. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

    …

    Commentary:
    “Trying to be normal is my superpower, but I must have left my cape at home! 🦸‍♂️😜😂”

  • I’m already spoiled… please don’t come into my life trying to unspoil me.

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    Commentary:
    “Sorry, I’m a limited edition! 🛍️😂 Any attempts to ‘unspoil’ are strictly prohibited 🚫✨”

  • Telling your parents about your problems is like trying to put out a fire with gasoline.

    Commentary:
    “When you try to explain your drama to your parents: 🚒 + ⛽ = 🔥🔥🔥 #Whoops #FuelToTheFire”

  • Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

    Commentary:
    “Brain: *Let’s solve this puzzle!* Password: *Not so fast, buddy! 🤔🔑🎶*”

  • Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved since childhood: watching TV.

    Commentary:
    “Ah yes, trading thumb workouts for intense couch marathons! 📱➡️📺 #BalanceRestored”

  • The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like the king of the jungle finally found his ‘To Roar’ list! 🦁📝😅”

  • I’m awake and working. Please respect my privacy during these trying and emotional times.

    Commentary:
    “Awake and pretending to be productive. My bed is filing a missing person report. 🛌😂📋”

  • The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.

    Commentary:
    Haha, sounds like your wife has mastered the art of playing hide and seek with her own phone! 📱😂 Maybe it’s her way of keeping you on your toes—or just testing your detective skills. Either way, teamwork makes the dream work—especially when it involves finding missing phones! 🕵️‍♂️❤️

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