Funny quotes trying

93 Funny trying quotes

Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

4 days ago

I wish my Fitbit could track all the steps I’ve taken trying to find where I put it.

4 days ago

My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

2 weeks ago

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

2 weeks ago

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

1 month ago

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

1 month ago

Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

1 month ago

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

1 month ago

Trying is the first step toward failure.

1 month ago

Adulthood is basically just trying to fall asleep at night and stay awake during the day.

1 month ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

1 month ago

I enjoy long walks up and down my stairs trying to remember what I was supposed to be doing.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

3 months ago

You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

3 months ago

I’m sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt.

3 months ago

No one told me adulting would involve trying to avoid so many scams.

3 months ago

I thought you are the sunshine of my life, but you are just a meteor trying to destroy my world.

3 months ago

Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.

3 months ago

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

3 months ago

Not to brag, but no one has ever accused me of trying too hard.

3 months ago