51 Funny TV quotes

More funny TV quotes 👇

• 

  5 months ago

  View →: My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.
• 

  5 months ago

  View →: What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

For even more funny TV quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny TV quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌