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45 Funny TV quotes

Funny TV quotes highlight the hilarious moments that make our favorite shows so memorable! 📺😂 From witty one-liners to laugh-out-loud scenes, these quotes capture the comedic brilliance that keeps us glued to the screen. Enjoy a laugh and relive the humor from TV’s finest moments! 😄🍿

It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’ve faced more peer pressure to watch certain TV shows than to do drugs.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I’m so sick of TV shows and movies where there are no likable characters. I don’t need to spend an hour with people I hate, I already have my life.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

If anyone wants to watch the Super Bowl on a large 8k TV, come on over to my place (and bring a large 8k TV).

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Don’t tell me about your wild weekend. My TV remote died and I switched the batteries around, and now it’s working.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Most divorces are caused by a spouse eating potato chips while you try to watch TV.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Remember when we had to smack the TV because the channel wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about far too many people.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The folks who write fragrance commercials must be like “I had the weirdest dream, Imma put it on TV.”

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I refuse to take a single bite of my food until I find something good on TV.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Slapping the TV remote on your knee extends the battery life. It’s science.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

That moment when you finish watching a TV series and you don’t know what to do with your life any more.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025