35 Funny wear quotes

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

My toxic trait is treating my glasses like they’re not the most expensive thing I wear everyday.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

It’s so cold that men who wear shorts outside in the winter are wearing TWO pairs of shorts.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

My body is in shock this morning from having to wake up early and wear hard pants.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

The most expensive clothing you'll ever wear is a hospital gown.

The most expensive clothing you’ll ever wear is a hospital gown.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you're smart and you can stop reading entirely.

If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

You wear a white shirt and all of a sudden everybody wants to go eat spaghetti.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I wear sunglasses when I'm driving so nobody knows I'm asleep.

I wear sunglasses when I’m driving so nobody knows I’m asleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Are you really a personal trainer or do you just want to wear shorts to work every day?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025