63 Funny wear quotes

• I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

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  3 hours ago

  casualwear, couch, dilemma, eve, fashion, fashion dilemma, figure, going, holiday, humor, i, need, new, New Year’s Eve, outfit, procrastination, relaxation, wear, year’s

• Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

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  1 day ago

  casual, casual wear, clothing, denim, denim jean, fashion, jean, jeans, outfit, style, tee, underestimate, wear, white, white tee

• Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

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  1 month ago

  8, America, being, capitalism, coffee, consumerism, contradiction, failed, irony, kid, media, only, oppression, phone, post, shoe, social, social media, wealth, wear

• I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

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  2 months ago

  clothes, daily, daily life, doing, fashion, humor, i, laundry, life, lot, procrastination, someone, wear

• If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

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  2 months ago

  academic, academic expectation, accessory, expectation, eyewear, eyewear accessory, glasses, glasses rope, humor, lot, rope, stereotype, student, wear

• Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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  2 months ago

  apocalypse, comedy, crisis, fashion, humor, i, joke, sarcasm, satire, should, war, wear, wonder, world

• I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

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  2 months ago

  annoyance, deodorant, everyone, humor, hygiene, i, odor, order, personal, personal space, restraining, social, social humor, space, want, wear

• Men become instantly more attractive when they wear aviators; it’s science.

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  2 months ago

  attractive, attractiveness, aviator, confidence, fashion, humor, men, science, wear

• I’ve worn oversized T-shirts so much that I suffocate if I wear one that actually fits.

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  2 months ago

  actually, body, body image, clothing, comfort, exaggeration, fashion, fitting, humor, i, image, much, oversized, oversized T-shirt, size, t-shirt, wear

• I feel bad for Slash. He bought a goofy hat in like 1986 and now he has to wear it until the day he dies.

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  2 months ago

  1986, bad, commitment, day, fashion, feel, Goofy, goofy hat, hat, humor, i, joke, lifelong, lifelong wear, sarcasm, Slash, style, wear

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