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Someone from 🇸🇮 has viewed:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has bookmarked:

Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has copied:

A degree in international law is about as real as a degree in Dothraki.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has copied:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has bookmarked:

Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

The great thing about having pet insurance is that while our dachshund is at the vets, they’ve given us a courtesy poodle to hang out with.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Isolation, the most goated coping mechanism. I love talking to no one and losing my mind alone.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has bookmarked:

Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has bookmarked:

The awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not.

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Seen just now on Discord:

Someone tongue kissed me recently in a way I can only describe as 5th base.

Spotted on Twitch:

Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Headache pro-tip: Bang your toe into something.

Trending via Instagram:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Grown men carpooling to the strip club so they can get boners and drive home together.

Making waves on Slack:

When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When you are a leg-bouncer and someone asks you to stop, it’s like they’re asking you to stop your own heart.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Just shared via TikTok:

I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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I let my girl wear whatever because you’re staring, and I’m hittin’ that.

7 days ago

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Have to wear real clothes on Monday. Pray for me.

1 week ago

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Don’t throw a relationship away just because you don’t agree with their choices, unless they wear Crocs, then it’s okay.

1 week ago

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I need to figure out what I’m going to wear to the couch on New Year’s Eve.

1 week ago

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Don’t underestimate your white tee and denim jeans.

1 week ago

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Only in America can a kid wear $150 shoes, sip a $8 coffee, and post from a $1,200 phone about being oppressed and claiming capitalism has failed them.

1 week ago

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I wear a lot of clothes for someone who hates doing laundry.

1 week ago

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If you wear glasses, we expect a lot from you academically, especially if your glasses have a rope.

1 week ago

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

1 week ago

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I want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant.

1 week ago

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11 shares on Telegram this month:

Stop bothering me, or I will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people, but I can tell you are not yet aware of.

92 shares on WeChat this month:

You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to bring my dad the wrong tools.

75 shares on Telegram this month:

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

42 shares on Reddit this month:

I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Only people who grew up before the internet will remember these: spelling, grammar and punctuation.

63 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

28 shares on Snapchat this month:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

64 shares on Instagram this month:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

I do not know how to put this gently, but part of being a good driver is using the gas and brake as little as humanly possible.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

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Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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Stop letting people who are going to hell bother you.

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Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

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At this point, I’m rooting for the aliens.

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Single by choice. Just not my choice.

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I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

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Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

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Turns out “YouTube rabbit hole” is not a reliable science degree.

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If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

The worst part of coming out of a hyperfixation is sobering up and looking at all the merch you bought that you didn’t need.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

Sure, breakups are hard, but have you ever had to wait for your phone to stop ringing so you can start using it again?

Someone from 🇳🇪 has shared:

It’s getting slide guitar and harmonica hot outside.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has bookmarked:

If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

It’s beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Being called ‘my love’ is probably the cutest thing, like yes, that’s me. I’m the one you love. I’m the only one you love. I’m your love. Say it again.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

I don’t wish anyone strife in their relationship but I do wish my neighbors would enunciate a little more when they fight so I can hear better.

Just landed via Slack:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Trending via Telegram:

When I tell a joke that doesn’t land, I follow up with a worse one to make my audience realize how good they had it with the first joke.

Just landed via Twitch:

The sexiest thing a man can do is have a problem-solving mentality.

Just landed via X:

Considering joining a cult just for the subsidized housing.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.

Making waves on Facebook:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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