71 Funny weekend quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

  Commentary:
  Oh no, sounds like someone got caught in a time loop! 🔄⏰ Let's make Sunday just as fabulous as Saturday! 🎉 Embrace the unexpected Sunday fun! 😄🎶

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

  Commentary:
  "Don't fret! 🌟 The cavalry is on its way in the form of three mighty warriors: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! ⚔️ Brace yourselves for the impending arrival of the weekend heroes! 💥"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: My life is a constant cycle of waiting for the weekend.

  Commentary:
  "If life was a TV show, my character would be 'Weekend Watcher' – Always waiting for the grand season finale called Saturday!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, let's hit the rewind button and give the weekend another go! Maybe this time we'll remember to set multiple alarms and pack extra snacks for unexpected adventures. Here's to a weekend do-over filled with all the fun and none of the Monday blues!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: These weekends are starting to feel as long as a lunch break.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, weekends that feel as swift as a lunch break – a perfect blend of Murphy's Law and Einstein's Theory of Relativity in action! Here's to hoping time can slow down just enough for us to catch our breath before Monday charges in like an overeager intern."

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  3 months ago

  Share →: They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine a weekend so long, by the time it's over, you've forgotten what day it is! 🤯📆 Who needs just two days off when you can have a never-ending weekend full of relaxation and procrastination? 💤⏳ Let's petition for the invention of the eternal weekend – because Mondays are highly overrated! 🙅‍♂️☀️ #WeekendGoals"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m begging for a day to be added in between Saturday and Sunday.

  Commentary:
  I feel you! Let's make it official and call it Saturunday! 🤣🎉 Who wouldn't want an extra day to recover from Saturday shenanigans and prepare for Sunday brunch, am I right? #weekenddreams

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Weekends are getting shorter and shorter. You blink and it’s already Sunday 5pm.

  Commentary:
  "Whoever said 'time flies when you're having fun' clearly never experienced a weekend! 🕰️💨 It's like the weekends are on a secret mission to make Monday morning arrive faster than a pizza delivery. 🍕😄 #WeekendWoes"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I can’t hang out tomorrow. I hung out with people a week ago and I’m still recovering from that.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone maxed out their social battery way too quickly! Remember, it's all fun and games until you realize you're still in 'recovery mode' from last week's hangout marathon. Pace yourself, my friend, socializing is a marathon, not a sprint!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: THRILLED to announce I did an Ironman this weekend! Attended 3 social gatherings in 3 days.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a grueling Ironman when you can conquer the challenge of consecutive social gatherings?! 🎉🏊‍♂️🚴‍♂️🏃‍♂️🥂 #SocialButterfly"

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