11 Funny work humor quotes — Wordgag ツ

My morning routine consists of talking myself out of quitting my job.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks to do? I should get 15 minutes every hour to cook up some parlays.

2 months ago2 months ago

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

2 months ago2 months ago

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

2 months ago2 months ago

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

2 months ago2 months ago

You stop moving your mouse for 5 seconds, and Microsoft Teams will say you never showed up for work.

3 months ago3 months ago

I’m so hungry, I could eat a full-time job with health insurance.

4 months ago4 months ago

Worst part of a corporate job is no tips. Someone should slip you a $20 if you write a killer email.

Jan 26, 2025

“We will go ahead and make these changes if we don’t hear from you before Friday” is such an elegant way to solve problems.

Jan 25, 2025

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Jan 25, 2025

My boss told me to start every presentation with a joke. The first slide was my paycheck.

Jan 21, 2025