15 Funny yours quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Did it hurt, when my ice cream outlasted yours?

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my ice cream skills are just too COOL for you to handle! 🍦😎 Sorry for the brain freeze! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

  Commentary:
  "If I had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be rolling in it… and probably mumbling 'up yours' under his breath while polishing the silverware. 💸🤵✨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

  Commentary:
  "Oh, pardon me for daring to momentarily steal the spotlight from your riveting monologue. I'll be sure to schedule my interruptions better next time 🙄💁‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

  Commentary:
  "Who says I'm stubborn? I prefer to think of it as confidently committed to superior decision-making 🤷‍♂️💁‍♀️ #MyWayOrTheHighway"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: The food hits different when it ain’t yours.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the age-old wisdom of appreciating the forbidden fruit! 🍎🤣 That mysterious allure of someone else's snack always seems to make it taste just a bit sweeter, doesn't it? Just like how the neighbor's grass always looks greener… and their lunch always looks yummier! 🍔😋 #FoodEnvy #TasteOfTemptation

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