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Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

It’s our first time on Earth, so why are you a life coach?

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Taking a phone to school in primary was like smuggling drugs.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has downloaded:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇿🇦 has copied:

Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

And for my next trick, I will turn yesterday’s sweatpants into today’s sweatpants.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has shared:

The secret to work life balance is generational wealth.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has bookmarked:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

Respect people who wear glasses because they paid money to see you.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

508 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,101

Funny Quotes Topics

17,252

Funny Quotes Images

15,101

Updated

Dec 23, 2025

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16 shares on YouTube this month:

The retirement age needs to be lowered to 40, I’ve had enough.

60 shares on Instagram this month:

Not to brag, but I just walked upstairs and remembered why.

69 shares on Telegram this month:

Hey! Sorry I missed your text, I am processing a non-stop 24/7 onslaught of information with a brain designed to eat berries in a cave.

68 shares on TikTok this month:

She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

42 shares on Threads this month:

Beginning to understand why deer throw themselves in front of cars.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

Waking up early is cool until it starts feeling like you’ve had a long day at 10 a.m.

42 shares on YouTube this month:

Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

72 shares on YouTube this month:

The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

81 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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Someone from 🇹🇯 has copied:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

My sleep schedule and I are not on speaking terms.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

They should go crazier with lab-grown meat. Invent some new animals or something. Mammoth burger.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has bookmarked:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

I’ve reached the conclusion that all men love thigh high stockings.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

No, I am not refreshed from my long weekend. I was reminded that I am not meant to work, but I am trapped in The Machine.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has viewed:

The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Discord:

The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.

Live now on Snapchat:

My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

Live now on WeChat:

I do not like how Netflix threatens to start the movie while I’m just tryna read the description. Like, please, you’re making me anxious.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Who called it an undertaker and not a host mortem?

Spotted on Pinterest:

I’ve tasted being the bigger person, I’ve also tasted matching energy. I recommend no contact.

Going viral on Messenger:

Even if there’s a murderer behind me, finish chewing before you tell me.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but I boiled the right amount of pasta. Once. Five years ago.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Just shared via YouTube:

Experience is what you get when you don’t get what you wanted.

Going bananas on Threads:

I had no idea being an adult would involve so many lotions.

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Phone dry, no food in the house, I keep dying in my game. I’m such a loser.

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

Why do humans need jobs? Why can’t I just exist and make art and chill with my cat?

Believing that pharmaceutical companies want to heal you is like believing a casino wants you to win.

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Grocery stores should have baskets in the middle of the store for those “I really overestimated how much I can carry” moments.

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” is my favorite story about how everyone treats you like shit until they need something from you.

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Born to be a hater, forced to understand your perspective.

If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.

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