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465 Funny activity quotes

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
I only drink when I people.

I only drink when I people.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Writing is so fun because you get to google things like "woman names".

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025
Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore.

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back.

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025