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Funny activity quotes turn even the most mundane tasks into sources of comedy! 😄🏃‍♂️ Whether it’s pretending to exercise, over-committing to social events, or simply avoiding the “active” part of your day, these quotes prove that every activity can be hilarious with the right perspective. Who says staying busy can’t be fun? 😂🎉⏳

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The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.
I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.
It’s called the Summer Olympics so one of the events should be running in flip flops to catch the ice cream man.
I’m not addicted to Twitter. I’m just a really good listener so I want to know what everyone has to say.

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1 day ago
Share →: I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

Commentary:
"Apparently grass has no WiFi, but it sure did refresh my glitchy system 🤷‍♂️🚀 #StillAwkward"
1 day ago
Share →: My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

Commentary:
"Why sleep under the stars when you can binge-watch under a blanket? 🌟🍿 #TeamIndoorCamping"
2 days ago
Share →: Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

Commentary:
"Who knew speed dating had a sequel? 😂👩‍❤️‍👨🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ #TherapistsNightmare #StrangersInTherapy"
5 days ago
Share →: Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Commentary:
"Because maybe my off-key mime is the next viral dance move! 🎧🎤🕺😂"
6 days ago
Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

Commentary:
🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"
2 weeks ago
Share →: I hope you all get laid soon, for your own mental health.

Commentary:
"Sending positive vibes and bed sheets for everyone's well-being! 😜🛌 #MentalHealthMatters"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Pomegranates are worth the mess.

Commentary:
"Agreed! Nothing says 'I fought a fruit and the fruit won' quite like a pomegranate! 🍴😂🍇"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Life hack: Confuse your doctor by putting on gloves at the same time he does.

Commentary:
"When your doctor levels up to a boss battle and you decide to join the team! 😂🧤👨‍⚕️ #DoctorVsPatient"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

Commentary:
"When the mango's juicier than your gossip… 🤫🥭😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

Commentary:
"Ah, the original queue routine! 🚶‍♀️➡️🚪💃 #DanceOfDesperation"

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