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474 Funny activity quotes

I think we all need to go out into an empty field and just scream for about an hour.

1 week ago

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

1 week ago

Can’t believe we used to throw eggs at houses, and now we can afford neither eggs nor houses.

1 week ago

The volume of my TV is 100% dependent on what I’m currently chewing on.

1 week ago

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

1 week ago

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

1 week ago

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

1 week ago

If we’re walking together, just know I’ll definitely bump into you because I can’t walk in a straight line.

1 week ago

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

3 weeks ago

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

4 weeks ago

The only squat I’m even considering doing today is diddly.

4 weeks ago

I only drink when I people.

4 weeks ago

Writing is so fun because you get to google things like “woman names”.

4 weeks ago

Putting sunscreen on kids feels like cardio.

1 month ago

Every Sunday is superbowel if you eat enough chili.

1 month ago

I’m at a place in my life when errands are starting to count as going out.

1 month ago

I may be a beginner at some things, but I have a black belt in shopping.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won’t feel like you are alone anymore.

1 month ago

Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

1 month ago

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

1 month ago

Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

1 month ago

Let’s play a game called you bring me food and I eat it.

1 month ago

In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

1 month ago

Shopping is the only exercise I need.

1 month ago

If you are lonely, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. You won’t feel like you are lonely any more.

1 month ago

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

1 month ago

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

1 month ago

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

1 month ago

Instead of cleaning my house, I just watch episodes of hoarders on TV and then I think “Wow, my house looks awesome!”

1 month ago

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

1 month ago