18 Funny ad quotes

• It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.

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  6 days ago

  ad, ads, Chrome, cold, firefox, hands, humor, i, need, news, phone, read, technology, using, warm, warmth, winter

• Your soul is out of balance because you have fallen out of touch with your consumer demographic. Pay more attention to your personalized ads, let them flow through you.

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  6 days ago

  ad, ads, age, attention, balance, consumer, demographic, digital, digital age, flow, humor, let, marketing, pay, personalized, personalized ad, soul, spirituality, through, touch

• Every time I use a Windows computer, it’s like they built malware into the OS. Like, what do you mean there are ads in the start menu?

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  6 days ago

  ad, ads, built, computer, every, experience, humor, i, malware, mean, menu, operating, operating system, software, start, start menu, system, technology, time, user, user experience, Windows

• I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

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  6 days ago

  accidental, accidental click, accidentally, ad, advertisement, click, dead, digital, digital life, guess, humor, i, life, marketing, online, online ad, over, phone, pop-up, pop-up ad, product, tracking

• So basically, companies pay YouTube to show ads, and we pay YouTube to not show ads.

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  7 days ago

  ad, ads, company, humor, irony, pay, payment, show, subscription, YouTube

• Books are so cool because there are no bloody ads in them.

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  7 days ago

  ad, ads, book, books, cool, entertainment, humor, media, reading

• I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

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  7 days ago

  ad, bed, called, dog, dog bed, dog owner, dogs, humor, i, owner, pet, pet bed, pet humor, pet owner, saw, ultimate, ultimate bed

• The dumbest thing about YouTube ads is how they seem to think that I’m a moron.

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  7 days ago

  ad, ads, advertisement, dumb, dumbest, frustration, humor, moron, sarcasm, thing, think, YouTube, YouTube ad

• WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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  1 week ago

  15-second, ad, culture, fire, game, humor, i, internet, internet culture, legends, raid, Raid Shadow Legends, shadow, unskippable, video, video game, war, watch, weapon, WW3

• People singing Happy Birthday to you feels like a real-life unskippable ad.

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  1 week ago

  activity, ad, awkwardness, birthday, celebration, feels, fun, fun activity, happy, humor, people, singing, unskippable

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