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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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There are advantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it. There are disadvantages to living alone: everything always stays where you put it.

3 months ago

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

3 months ago

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

3 months ago

Women aren’t complicated. Just give us attention and leave us alone.

3 months ago

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

3 months ago

Having no one to talk would get you a good sleeping schedule.

3 months ago

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

3 months ago

Dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

3 months ago

Netflix & by yourself.

3 months ago

Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

3 months ago

I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.

3 months ago

Life hack: give yourself 8 to 12 hours of alone time in the morning to mentally prepare for the day.

3 months ago

Do you scroll through Netflix to find a good show for your dog to watch when you leave the house or are you normal?

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