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"When pasta, pizza, and romance are a package deal, how can you not say 'Te amo'? 🍕❤️🇮🇹"
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- I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.
- I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.
- Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.
- I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.
- Bands are always like “here’s another song”. Yeah, no shit, that’s pretty much all you do.
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"Greedy people are like black holes—no matter how much you throw in, it's never enough! 🌌😂 #GreedyGalaxies" -
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"Guess they really dig up the past! 🦴😂" -
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Haha, Twitter’s like that one friend who never stops monologuing at the party 😂🖤🗣️ -
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Looks like your sheets are the real haunted house! 🕯️👻 Better keep them clean—ghosts or no ghosts, nobody wants bed bugs or ghostly residue haunting their dreams! 😴🧼✨ Remember, even spirits appreciate a fresh start! 😉🛏️
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- Meteorologists are always talking about the weather and hardly ever about meteors.
- Aliens will always remain unidentified because they’re embarrassed to be associated with us humans.
- Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?
- When the doorbell rings, I always go to the door with my jacket on. Depending on who it is, I either just want to leave or have just come home.
- I deserve a treat when I have a bad week, but I also deserve a treat when I have a good week. I simply always deserve treats.
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