Commentary:
"Let's be real, those animals always steal the show! 🦁🐊 Who knew nature's fierce side could be so entertaining? #TeamAnimal"
181 Funny animal quotes
Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.
Everybody thinks “Free Hugs” signs are cute, unless you’re a boa constrictor.
Sorry I slowed down but I had to calculate if the bridge could hold the weight of my car with all the stuffed animals my kids insisted on bringing on vacation.
Imagine how scary sharks would be if they wore necklaces made out of our teeth.
A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.
I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.
Anyone else who tells their pets every time they leave the house that they’ll be back soon?
Commentary:
"Admit it, we all turn into professional negotiators when saying goodbye to our pets – promising a quick return as if we're striking a crucial trade deal with them 🐶🐱 Who can resist those pleading eyes and wagging tails, after all? It's a sacred ritual of leaving the house – the 'I'll be back soon' declaration to our fur babies, complete with guilt-inducing puppy-dog stares and purrs of disapproval. It's an emotional rollerco
If your store’s bowl of water is just for pets, you should really put up a sign.
