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Funny baby quotes offer a delightful glimpse into the adorable and unpredictable world of infants! πŸ‘ΆπŸ˜‚ From unexpected outbursts to charmingly silly moments, these quotes capture the humor and joy that come with having a little one around. Get ready to smile at the cuteness and comedy of baby life! πŸ˜„πŸΌ

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

3 months ago

Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

3 months ago

Overheard a baby crying in the grocery store the other day so I went over and joined him. I get it, little dude, life is hard.

3 months ago

There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

3 months ago

Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works.

3 months ago

The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title.

3 months ago

Dog barking like an angry baby, baby crying like an angry dog.

3 months ago

I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

3 months ago

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

3 months ago

So a baby crawls across the floor to it’s bottle and it’s cute but when I do it Im in need of an intervention?

3 months ago

Being an iPad baby must be so exciting. Imagine going from nine dull months in the womb to playing Candy Crush.

3 months ago

What did parents do before smart phones, hold their babies with two hands or something?

3 months ago

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

3 months ago

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

3 months ago

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

3 months ago

Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

3 months ago

Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?

3 months ago

The most embarrassing thing in the world is when you make a fool of yourself in front of a baby and it doesn’t laugh.

3 months ago

Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

3 months ago

Nothing prepared me for the part of adulthood where you look like a baby deer learning to walk every time you get out of bed in the morning.

3 months ago