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17 Funny beer quotes

Funny beer quotes bring a refreshing twist to your favorite brew! 🍺😂 Whether you’re enjoying a cold one with friends or just pondering the quirks of your favorite drink, these quotes add a splash of humor to your beer adventures. From light-hearted jokes about hops and barley to witty observations about the joys and woes of beer drinking, these funny beer quotes are sure to make you laugh and raise your glass in cheer. Cheers to the lighter side of beer! 🍻😄

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

1 month ago

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjörfbunkle.

3 months ago

Know what goes good with beer? Another one.

3 months ago

Breakfast is the most important beer of the day.

3 months ago

My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

3 months ago

I’m only drinking a lot of beer tonight because I need the room in the fridge.

3 months ago

My wife is refusing to bring me a beer. That’s it, gonna text her and say “I cannot believe how lazy you are”.

3 months ago

A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

3 months ago

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

3 months ago

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

3 months ago

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

3 months ago

What I’ve learned in all these years of marriage is how to open a bottle of beer silently.

3 months ago

Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.

3 months ago

If a beer is 8 bucks, it’s a show. If a beer is 14 bucks, it’s a concert.

3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

3 months ago

Beer is like the color black: it goes with everything.

3 months ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

3 months ago