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35 Funny beer quotes

Funny beer quotes bring a refreshing twist to your favorite brew! ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿ˜‚ Whether you’re enjoying a cold one with friends or just pondering the quirks of your favorite drink, these quotes add a splash of humor to your beer adventures. From light-hearted jokes about hops and barley to witty observations about the joys and woes of beer drinking, these funny beer quotes are sure to make you laugh and raise your glass in cheer. Cheers to the lighter side of beer! ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜„

Going from โ€œI can fix herโ€ to โ€œI donโ€™t care if she lives or diesโ€ in the same beer.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Handsome, you better get to the point, my beer buzz is starting to wear off.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Dating apps arenโ€™t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Work beers should be a daily thing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. Itโ€™s science.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When youโ€™re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Where do you see yourself five beers from now? What’s your five-beer plan?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Beer is like weed for people with jobs.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big โ€œahhhhโ€ so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what sheโ€™s missing.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.

Posted on6 months ago

My least controversial opinion is that IKEA should have a bar. I think we were meant to consume three beers and then purchase a Gjรถrfbunkle.

Posted onFeb 4, 2025Feb 4, 2025

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