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Why would I take the high road when I could take the psychopath?

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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Shout-out to my embarrassingly squeaky ass bed frame that makes me sound more popular than I actually am to my neighbors.

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My entire life changed once I found out that a crush is just a lack of information.

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Ruined a Ferrari guy’s day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette.

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If you bought 1 Bitcoin ten years ago, it would now be worth 1 Bitcoin. Let that sink in.

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My new diet plan is to hibernate and live off all this fat I’ve accumulated.

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Everyone’s a gangster until the grocery store switches their aisles around.

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I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic.

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Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions.

Going viral on Instagram:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Trending via Instagram:

Drive like no one is watching.

Spotted on Slack:

The echo in my house when it’s clean is unsettling. Better order more stuff.

Going viral on WeChat:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Going viral on Discord:

Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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33 Funny beer quotes

Funny beer quotes bring a refreshing twist to your favorite brew! 🍺😂 Whether you’re enjoying a cold one with friends or just pondering the quirks of your favorite drink, these quotes add a splash of humor to your beer adventures. From light-hearted jokes about hops and barley to witty observations about the joys and woes of beer drinking, these funny beer quotes are sure to make you laugh and raise your glass in cheer. Cheers to the lighter side of beer! 🍻😄

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15 hours ago
Share →: Airport beer at 6 a.m.? No problem. The airport is a lawless place that is free from judgment.

Commentary:
Sure, cheers to defying time zones 🍻—pretty sure the airport is where clocks go on vacation! ✈️⏰
15 hours ago
Share →: Dating apps aren’t working, time to start drinking beer and eating hot dogs along the first base line at a baseball game.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time to trade left swipes for hot dogs and baseball strikes! 🍺🌭⚾️
1 day ago
Share →: Work beers should be a daily thing.

Commentary:
Time to update the employee handbook to include 'Beer O'Clock' every day! 🍺😄🎉
3 days ago
Share →: At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Commentary:
When you reach the point where counting sheep turns into counting beers, it's time to make a brew-tiful decision! 🍺🌙😴
3 days ago
Share →: Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

Commentary:
Sounds like you're perfecting the art of couch yoga 🍺🛋️😆
4 days ago
Share →: Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Commentary:
Horsin' around with a buzz and some virtual apples—it's cheaper than therapy! 🍺🐴🍎
4 days ago
Share →: Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Commentary:
Looks like it's time for a "CTRL + Alt + Del" from all those virtual meetings 🍻😂🎧
7 days ago
Share →: As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Commentary:
When the sun clocks in, my beer clock starts ticking—I'm just following the laws of fizz-ics! ☀️🍺😄
2 weeks ago
Share →: When you’re two beers in, and you realize she looks like God.

Commentary:
Two beers in and suddenly discovering divine beauty – is this how angels look, or do I just need new glasses? 🍻😇👓
3 weeks ago
Share →: Seeing a beautiful woman drink her beer is like witnessing an angel take flight.

Commentary:
"Who knew angels preferred hops over halos? 🍺😇✨"

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My fridge has brought more light into my life than most people.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

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“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

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There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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I wish people knew how good I can sing when I’m alone in my car and in my shower.

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

Live now on Pinterest:

You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

Trending via WeChat:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Cats must think we’re so weird for constantly harvesting their poop.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

Just shared via YouTube:

You can count the number of times my wife has agreed with me on one hand, if you don’t have fingers.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

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I’m having a bad day. Please send super-cute pics of your credit cards to cheer me up.

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