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80 Funny best quotes

What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Later is the best time to do anything.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Funny Quotes Mar 13, 2025

I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.

Funny Quotes Feb 23, 2025

The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.

Funny Quotes Feb 10, 2025

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Funny Quotes Feb 6, 2025

Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Mario Kart turned out to be the best training for winter driving.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“Winter is literally the best season.” Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sledding is the best! (until you have to walk back up the hill)

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

If you think about it, Santa really has the best job, he works one day a year and spends the rest of his time judging people.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025