157 Funny best quotes

• You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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  1 hour ago

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• The best way to describe this year is to say it feels like a year of Mondays.

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  2 hours ago

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• My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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  2 hours ago

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• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

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  3 hours ago

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• Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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  3 hours ago

  best, brand, excited, excitement, expectation, hope, hoping, humor, irony, new, optimism, pessimism, super, week, worst

• I once quit a job, and when my boss asked why, I simply said, “I hate it here.” Best day of my life.

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  5 hours ago

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• Showering & getting in bed is literally one of the best combos ever.

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  5 hours ago

  bed, bedtime, best, combo, comfort, ever, getting, literally, relaxation, routine, self-care, shower

• Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

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  9 hours ago

  best, cat, humor, name, pet, pet name, royalty

• Cats are the best authoritarians. You will do their bidding, and you will like it.

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  10 hours ago

  authoritarian, behavior, best, bidding, cat, cats, domination, humor, obedience, pet, pet behavior

• Sometimes I think the subway rat is doing better than me. He has a routine, a social circle, and knows where to find the best pizza.

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  10 hours ago

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