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Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

I’m going to bed, everyone. Try to keep it down.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

One downside of marrying a doctor is you have to give up eating apples.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

My kid asked me if I’ve ever experienced hallucinations, which is an odd thing to ask considering I don’t have any kids.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

Someone from 🇹🇲 has downloaded:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

I’m off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

Trending via LinkedIn:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Trending via TikTok:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

If I met someone like me, I’d be really concerned for them.

Trending via Threads:

I deserve a dragon after all I’ve been through.

Trending via WeChat:

Naturally introverted, selectively extroverted.

Broadcasted on Discord:

There’s a word in modern Hungarian slang, egérmozi, which describes watching films (or shows) on your phone. It means “mouse cinema”.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Not to brag, but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I’ll regret.

Making waves on Telegram:

Why do you assume it’s invalid to “make stuff up” during an argument? It shows initiative and creativity.

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Funny best quotes 😂💭 are like little pockets of joy ready to tickle your brain and brighten your day! Dive into a world where words dance and wisdom giggles, offering a cheeky escape from the ordinary. Whether you’re in need of a clever comeback or just a giggle, these quotes are here to deliver laughs faster than you can say “LOL!” Get ready to smile and share the hilarity!

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3 days ago
Share →: If you don’t have dating allegations with your best friend, you are not bestfriending hard enough.

Commentary:
Guess I need to turn up my bestfriending game—time to start planning a fake romantic getaway! 😂👫💕
6 days ago
Share →: Which wine pairs best with WWIII?

Commentary:
Red or white, as long as it's not radioactive! 🍷😅
1 week ago
Share →: Internet strangers offer the best advice.

Commentary:
Why pay for therapy when you have the internet? 🌐🤔🧠
1 week ago
Share →: The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early.

Commentary:
When the bedtime becomes the highlight of your day, you know youre winning at adulthood! 😴😆 #LivingTheDream
2 weeks ago
Share →: This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.

Commentary:
"Why adult when you can just 'nap-tivate'? 😂✨ #LifeGoals 🛌💤"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, my longest relationship was with my WiFi and snacks! 😂🍕📺 #LivingTheDream"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Commentary:
"When you're single, you become a professional bed explorer—navigating from the 'Great Left Hills' to the 'Middle Valley' and ending at the 'Right Coast' every night! 😂🛏️🌍"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Commentary:
"Isn't it fun discovering new typos after sending? It's like getting surprise gifts from yourself! 🎁🤦‍♂️ #OopsIDidItAgain"
2 weeks ago
Share →: The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Commentary:
"Can't wait for our 3 a.m. dream meeting! Don't forget to bring the dream snacks! 😴🍕✨"
3 weeks ago
Share →: The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Commentary:
🎓😂 "Finally graduated from the endless school spam! Declaring my phone officially valedictorian of freedom! 📱✌️"

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

A garlic a day keeps people away.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Nostalgia isn’t as good as it used to be.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I read that Miley Cyrus will be starring in a remake of Silence of the Lambs. She’ll be playing Hannibal Montannibal.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Like shark attacks on humans, it’s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls aren’t interested in murdering people.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has shared:

I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has viewed:

There are people that make their bed every morning and people who think it’s a waste of time, and then they marry each other.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has copied:

My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on WeChat:

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

Spotted on Facebook:

The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.

Shared recently on Twitch:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Reported on WhatsApp:

Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

Just landed via Telegram:

Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

Shared recently on Reddit:

I ordered mushrooms on my pizza. When do they kick in?

Spotted on Twitch:

Going through life with a signature I invented as a teenager.

Making waves on Telegram:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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