151 Funny best quotes

• The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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  1 week ago

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• I’ve learned the best way to find something that I’ve lost is to buy a replacement one, to make the lost one spontaneously appear.

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  1 week ago

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• The best part about NYC is you literally see a brand new, hottest woman in your entire life every single day.

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  2 weeks ago

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• The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The best part of having a failing memory is that you can wrap up presents for yourself, and when it comes time to open them, you are honestly surprised.

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  4 weeks ago

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• Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the best thirst trap poster of them all?

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  4 weeks ago

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• The best part of Thanksgiving is being with family and friends, and a vast array of pies.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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  1 month ago

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• The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

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  1 month ago

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• There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your five best friends and ten dogs.

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  1 month ago

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