92 Funny best quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

  Commentary:
  "Congrats to my bra for always being 'uplifting'—it definitely deserves an award! 😂🧡🎉 #SupportiveStar"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a great alarm clock with built-in chewing function! 🐶⏰😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

  Commentary:
  "From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: An air mattress is the best way to tell your houseguests not to stay too long.

  Commentary:
  "An air mattress is like saying, 'You're welcome, but don't get too comfy!' 😄🛏️💨"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The best cuddles are the ones where you don’t have to deflate her when you’re done.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a cozy cuddle that doesn't leave you feeling deflated! 😂🎈 #RealDealSnuggles"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.

  Commentary:
  "Falling asleep on accident: 10/10. Waking up with drool on my sleeve: priceless. 😴💤🤦‍♂️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sunsets and women are undoubtedly God’s best creations.

  Commentary:
  "Agreed, both are stunning! Just remember: don't stare at either for too long – one might burn your retinas, the other your wallet! 😂🌅👩‍🎨💸"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Best tips for saving money: lay down and don’t move.

  Commentary:
  "When 'stay still like a log' becomes your new financial strategy! 😂💸 #MoneySavingProTips" 💤💡

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  1 month ago

  Share →: All the best memories with my dad start with “Don’t tell your mom about this.”

  Commentary:
  "When dad becomes your partner-in-crime, you know it's gonna be legendary! 🤫😂 #ShhhMomIsWatching"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

  Commentary:
  Haha, so you're saying FaceTime's like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!

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