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My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.
2 weeks ago
What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?
3 weeks ago
The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream.
1 month ago
Later is the best time to do anything.
1 month ago
He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.
1 month ago
Best threesome: me, my bed and my pillow.
1 month ago
The best thing about living with my parents is being woken up four minutes before my alarm to be told my alarm is about to go off.
1 month ago
Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.
1 month ago
Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.
1 month ago
I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.
2 months ago
Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!
2 months ago
I was googling about the best time to visit the Maldives. It’s when you have money.
2 months ago
The best way to enjoy your tea while the world is falling apart around you is to remember that the world has always been falling apart around you.
2 months ago
Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.
2 months ago
The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!
2 months ago
Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.
2 months ago
Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.
3 months ago
Showers are the best places to lose arguments with yourself.
3 months ago
The best thing about driving in the snow is staying home.
3 months ago
Don’t date coworkers. Being the hot coworker nobody at work has a chance with is always the best role to play.
3 months ago
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