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Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

The best way to get through Monday is to pretend it’s Tuesday.

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Guess I’ll just keep pretending until it's suddenly Friday! 😜📅✨

Dating apps are no place for meeting your soulmate. The best way to find your soulmate is to tweet really good.

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Soulmates: 280 characters away from eternal happiness! 😂📱❤️ #TweetYourWayToLove

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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I guess we peaked at tamagotchis and dunkaroos, but adulting hit us with taxes and existential dread! 😅📟🍪💸

Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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All that time and effort, but at least you'll be rich… in tomatoes! 🍅💰😄

Girls love a gay best friend until he turns 35 and asks to borrow your womb.

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That moment when your fabulous friend suddenly wants a long-term lease on your personal real estate! 🤔😂🏡

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Sounds like you're ready to file him under "acquaintance" in the friend directory 😂📂🤝

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be just water.

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Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂

Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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Why showcase the "au naturel" version when filtered fabulousness is just a swipe away? 🍦😜 #IceCreamGetsYouIn

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

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Well, if kindness doesn't end them, maybe your cooking will! 😂🍽️❤️

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