26 Funny bit quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I just sneezed my wife awake from a nap so any discussion about renewing vows is on hold for a bit.

  Commentary:
  Looks like love is in the air… or maybe just some airborne particles! 💨💍 It seems this sneeze might have blown away any romantic plans for now. 🤧 Let's hope the vow renewal doesn't turn into a "cover your nose and repeat after me" situation! 😉

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  6 months ago

  Share →: AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the secret to job security is intentionally terrible writing! 🤖💻 Embrace the typos, jumbled sentences, and nonsensical ramblings – your livelihood might just depend on it! Who knew that a mess of words could be your ticket to career longevity? 😂 #BadWritingChampion"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical duality of human culture – where lips meet in tender kisses one moment 💋 and recoil at the pungent embrace of onion soup the next 🧅! Who knew such paradoxical delights could coexist? 🤔 One thing's for sure: love may be blind, but taste buds never forget! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Some people get a bit strange as they get older. Not me. I’ve always been like that!

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rare breed of forever strange beings! 👽 Embracing weirdness from day one – a true pioneer of peculiar! 🚀 Who needs to change with age when you're bizarre from the start? 🤪 Stay wonderfully odd, my friend! 🌟"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

  Commentary:
  "Kids are like pancakes 🥞 The first one is always a bit strange… It's the trial batch, you know, just trying to figure out the right temperature 😉👶"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I sign all anniversary cards with ‘Way to commit to the bit!’

  Commentary:
  "Talk about the ultimate 'long-term commitment'! 😆👏 Nothing says 'I love you' quite like sticking with the joke through thick and thin! 💌💍 #RelationshipGoals"

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