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Sounds like they're stuck in a never-ending episode of "Tech Soap Opera: The Paper Jam Chronicles" 😂🖨️💔💻
54 Funny breakup quotes
If you ghosted me, don’t come back. Maintain that energy, babe. Stay dead.
You don’t really see women throwing their boyfriend’s stuff out the window anymore.
Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.
Your ex is probably in a relationship, thinking about you.
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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.
There’s no post-breakup healing process for girls. You just wake up one day and be like, “Ew,” and you’re free.
Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.
I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”
