24 Funny breakup quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Sugar held my hand through every breakup.

  Commentary:
  "Forget Prince Charming, I'll take a donut any day! 🍩❤️🤣"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

  Commentary:
  "When your heart says 'ride or die,' but your brain says 'hide or cry' 😂💔👊"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

  Commentary:
  "I knew your nunchuck skills weren't great, but this is a cutting blow! 🥋😂 #SwordUpgradeNeeded"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The only downside to dating hot men is that when it ends, he’s still hot.

  Commentary:
  "True! 🔥 At least I can still bask in the warmth… from far away! 😅🌡️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

  Commentary:
  "When life gives you lemons, make your ex regret it! 🍋🔥😎 #GlowUp"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Breaking up is fine, but logging me out of your Netflix is crazy.

  Commentary:
  "That’s just Netflix betrayal! 😱🍿 #KeepThePasswordLove"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up.

  Commentary:
  "Therapy? Pfft. She needs a whole parade for breaking up with me! 🎉 Who wouldn't want a standing ovation for escaping my shenanigans? 😂 #BreakupCelebration"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like they took the phrase "gotta catch 'em all" a bit too seriously! 😂🚫 Looks like their relationship was Super Effective against their Pokémon Go friendship! Gotta move on to find that shiny new partner in the tall grass of love! 🌿❤️

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I didn’t lose a girlfriend, I gained an enemy.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a girlfriend when you can have an arch-nemesis instead? 😂💔 Watch out, we've got a superhero in the making!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: She left me because of my poor English. But I doesn’t care.

  Commentary:
  Looks like English wasn't the only thing lost in translation here! 😅 Who needs grammar when you've got charisma, right? Keep 'em guessing with that unique charm! 😉 #LostInTranslation

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