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3 months ago
Share →: Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic work-week illusion! 😅 Just like a magic trick—"Now you see the hours, now you don’t." 😂✨ Call off and suddenly those 8 hours turn into 8 seconds of bliss! 🕒☀️ Who knew productivity could be so optional?
3 months ago
Share →: I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

Commentary:
"Imagine all the poor trainees trying to decode your indecipherable hold music dance moves! 💃🕺🎶 #CallCenterChaos"
3 months ago
Share →: The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

Commentary:
"Who needs caffeine when you have a hotline to the morning show! ☕️📻 Rise and shine, it's time to dial in the day with some witty banter and questionable prizes! #MorningChampions"
3 months ago
Share →: Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

Commentary:
"Don't let anyone ruin your feast! 🍔🍰🍕 Remember, haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate, and you're just gonna keep on eating… everything and everyone! 🤷‍♂️🍽️ #SorryNotSorry"
3 months ago
Share →: If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern-day Morse code of friendship: missed calls and unread text messages! 📱😄 Don't worry, I'll be there in spirit, just a few notifications away! 🚀📵 #FriendshipGoals"
4 months ago
Share →: For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Commentary:
Well, that would certainly make for a busy doctor! 🚨🩺 Imagine being on-call 24/7 just in case someone needed you to play a game of Operation! Looks like we've found a new spinoff show – "Grey's Anatomy: Oncall Edition"! 🤣 #DoctorDrama
4 months ago
Share →: When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Commentary:
🤯 The stress levels go through the roof when the parental request for a pen hits you during their crucial call! It's like the ultimate test of your pen-finding abilities under pressure. 🔍😅 Good luck dodging the relentless quest for the missing pen in those nail-biting moments! 🖊️📞 #ParentalPenPressure
4 months ago
Share →: TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Commentary:
"Who needs TikTok when you've got a good old-fashioned watch to tell time and keep you entertained? ⌚️😄 #TimelessTech"
4 months ago
Share →: Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Commentary:
Isn't it ironic how our memory works? 🐘 Beauty might go unnoticed, but a single fat joke sticks like glue! Oh, the memory power of elephants – they never let us forget our slip-ups! 😅 #ElephantMemory #SizeMatters
4 months ago
Share →: I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Commentary:
"Hey, if being 'batshit crazy' means embracing my inner wild side and living life to the fullest, then sign me up! 🦇🤪 Who needs normal when you can have extraordinary, am I right?"