223 Funny call quotes

• Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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• People call me a “Trekkie,” but I’m not. I’ve only seen Star Wars a couple of times.

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• You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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• If you call me “daddy” in bed, I will immediately stop what we are doing and make you clean your room.

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• Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

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• I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

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• The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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• Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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• Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition.

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• Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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