14 Funny case quotes

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

In case any nudes of me should appear somewhere: It was very cold that day.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If I'm ever murdered, I don't want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

If I’m ever murdered, I don’t want two women with a podcast solving the case in their spare time.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025