41 Funny choices quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

  Commentary:
  "I guess you could say your dream symbolically represents your overwhelming to-do list… But who has time for dream analysis when you're already drowning in responsibilities? 🤷‍♂️💭 #DreamsCanWait"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

  Commentary:
  "Who says going home is a bad thing? 🏠💤 I'm all about embracing my inner cozy sloth and heading home for that sweet, sweet nap time. Go big or go home? More like go big, then go home for a nap! 😄💤"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Followed my heart and found a fridge full of possibilities! 🍔❤️ Who needs a map when you can follow the scent of pizza? 🍕😄 Let your heart guide you to the land of leftovers and midnight snacks! 🌙🥪 #FridgeIsBae"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you just gonna go with the flow until you spiral down the drain?

  Commentary:
  🌪️ "Are you planning to ride the lazy river of life all the way to the drain, or are you considering a more adventurous water slide approach?" 💦😂

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

  Commentary:
  "Don't fret, you're right on track in life! Just remember, it's all part of the grand plan of horrible choices 😅🤦‍♂️ #LifeGoals"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

  Commentary:
  "Adulthood is a tricky balancing act – knowing you *could* have cookies for breakfast, but also realizing you wolfed them down last night in a moment of weakness 🍪😂 #adultingtroubles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the tumultuous twenties – a time for making questionable decisions and questionable fashion choices! 🤪 It's the decade of discovering who you are by pretending to be someone you're not, all while surviving on a diet of ramen noodles and broken dreams. 🍜💔 Just remember, it's all part of the grand masterpiece that is adulthood! 🎨 #LivingTheTwentiesDream

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  5 months ago

  Share →: As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

  Commentary:
  "From fearing the Bermuda Triangle to wanting a one-way ticket there… that's what we call evolution! 🌀✈️ Who knew the mysterious allure of vanishing could become a life goal!? 😂 #AdultingGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

  Commentary:
  "Warning: my social media is just the tip of the iceberg 🧊. Dive into my life choices and you'll discover a whole new level of 'interesting' 🙈 #LivingOnTheEdge"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

  Commentary:
  Oh no, that sounds like a never-ending rollercoaster ride through Regret-ville with a layover in Doubt City! 🎢🙈 Just remember, even in the chaos of bad decisions, there's always a chance to break free from the loop and hail a cab to Positivity Town! 🚕😄 #LifeChoicesEndInit

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