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Funny choices quotes ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚ are the perfect pick-me-up for those moments when life throws a curveball ๐ŸŽข. Whether you’re stuck between two equally absurd options or just need a laugh to brighten your day, these quotes are here to remind you that sometimes all you can do is shrug, giggle, and go with the flow ๐ŸŒŸ. Get ready to chuckle at the hilariously relatable scenarios we all face in this quirky adventure called life! ๐ŸŽ‰

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?

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When the Olympics finally introduces the event โ€œDropping your phone and very nearly catching it but not quiteโ€ then youโ€™ll all see me shine.

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Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

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