51 Funny choices quotes

• I don’t question my wife’s choices because I’m one of them.

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  2 weeks ago

  choice, choices, humor, i, marriage, question, relationship, self-deprecation, wife

• Super excited about a brand new week of questioning all my life choices.

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  2 months ago

  brand, choice, choices, excited, humor, life, life choice, new, questioning, reflection, sarcasm, self, self-reflection, super, week

• How am I supposed to make life choices when I still use my fingers to count and sing the whole alphabet to see what letter comes next.

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  2 months ago

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• It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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  2 months ago

  adventure, anything, career, choices, choose, date, dirt, eating, even, freedom, humor, irony, just, life, nonchalance, outside, person, quirk, recklessness, start, sure, universe, want, wild, wrong

• Making a record-breaking number of bad choices today, I’m really proud of myself.

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  2 months ago

  bad, bad choice, bad decision, choice, choices, decision, humor, humorous, making, myself, number, pride, proud, record-breaking, sarcastic, self-deprecating, today

• All my life choices led me to this post right here, and if that’s not an indictment of free will, I don’t know what is.

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  2 months ago

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• As a child, my family’s mealtime menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.

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  2 months ago

  child, childhood, choice, choices, dinner, family, food, humor, leave, mealtime, menu, parenting, sarcasm, take

• Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

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  2 months ago

  busy, choices, dream, going, i, ignore, life, lot, priorities, right, stress, symbolic

• People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

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  2 months ago

  bad, big, choices, go big, go home, home, humor, i, life, life choices, nap, people, relaxation, rest, thing, want

• I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

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  2 months ago

  choices, food, fridge, heart, humor, hunger, i, journey, love, me

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