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39 Funny choices quotes

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 28, 2025
Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Your twenties are for destroying and betraying yourself for nothing.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025
As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

As a kid, I was worried about randomly disappearing into the Bermuda Triangle forever. As an adult, I’m wondering how I can actually make that happen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

If you think my posts are ridiculous, you should see some of my life choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
I'm starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

The only career advice I have is make every decision that moves you closer to not having to be on LinkedIn.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Super excited about a brand new year full of questionable life choices.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025
Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually.

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025
Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025