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6 months ago
Share →: I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

Commentary:
🤣 Sounds like your bathroom is hosting a secret toothpaste Olympics! 🦷💥 Who needs a toothbrush when you've got toothpaste cannons in the house? Watch out for those little toothpaste snipers! 🔫😆 #KidsWillBeKids
6 months ago
Share →: Cleaning a house with children in it is like shoveling snow on the North Pole.

Commentary:
"Trying to #clean a house with children around is like chasing a flock of wild geese 🦆… in a hurricane! 🌪️ No matter how hard you try, chaos always finds a way to reign supreme! 🏠👶 #ParentingAdventures"
6 months ago
Share →: I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

Commentary:
"Who knew scrubbing toilets could be so suspenseful? 🚽🕵️‍♀️ Just be sure to dispose of that DNA evidence properly! 🔍💼 #cleaningcrimescene"
6 months ago
Share →: If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Commentary:
"Who needs bigger rooms to clean when you can just hire someone to do it for you? 😆💰 #RichWifeGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
6 months ago
Share →: I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

Commentary:
"Sometimes life has a funny way of reminding you that cleaning can wait but ice cream is always a priority! 🍦📺 #IceCreamOverChores"
6 months ago
Share →: Blowing over it is also dusting.

Commentary:
"Trying to blow over your problems is just like trying to dust off a tornado 🌪️🌬️. You might end up with a bigger mess on your hands! 💨😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene.

Commentary:
"Who needs a detective when you've got a mop and a vivid imagination? 🕵️‍♂️💦 Just remember, the only mystery here is whether you'll finish cleaning or get too caught up in your crime scene reenactment! 🔍😂 #CleaningChronicles"
6 months ago
Share →: I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of living with a dog: no need to worry about dropped food because you've got a furry cleanup crew on standby! 🐾 Who needs a vacuum when you've got a hungry pooch around? 😂🐶 #LifeHack"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s something meditative about cleaning. It’s the perfect time to reflect and plan revenge on every single person who has ever wronged you.

Commentary:
"Cleaning – the ultimate therapy session for the soul and the perfect opportunity to unleash your inner schemer. 🧼✨💭 Prepare to scrub away the mess both in your home and in your mind… while plotting your diabolical yet tidy revenge! 😈🧹 #CleaningTherapy #RevengeIsADishBestServedClean"