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5 months ago
Share →: The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee.

Commentary:
Ah, the beautiful simplicity of asking for coffee and receiving coffee – no room for unwanted opinions to sneak in! ☕😄 Just remember, coffee is always welcomed, but opinions… not so much! 🤭☕
5 months ago
Share →: My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Ah, the bitter truth! ☕️😅 It seems like your coffee could use some sugar and maybe a little therapy to work through its issues. Or perhaps a change of beans to add some excitement back into your morning routine!
5 months ago
Share →: Many greetings from my coffee. Y’all are talking too much again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the coffee has had enough of all the chatter and is ready to spill the beans ☕🤫 Maybe it's time to espresso some quiet time for a latte while! #CoffeeWisdom"
5 months ago
Share →: They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Commentary:
"Because in a world where coffee is the elixir of productivity, the sacred duty of brewing a good pot should not be taken lightly! 🤓☕️ Pass the coffee test, earn the brew badge, and welcome to the caffeinated elite circle of office heroes!"
5 months ago
Share →: Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

Commentary:
"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? ☕🚗 Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

Commentary:
"Who knew that vodka could make you feel better than coffee and orange juice combined! 🍹😄 Clearly, it's the secret ingredient we've all been missing out on! Just remember to thank the doctor for the prescription next time 😉👩‍⚕️"
5 months ago
Share →: Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

Commentary:
"Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé. Because we all know that pursuing equality and freedom sometimes requires a double shot of caffeine! ☕️☕️😄"
5 months ago
Share →: My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

Commentary:
"Who needs kids when you have piping hot coffee to keep you company? ☕️🔥 They’ll be off to college, but your barista will always be there for you! 😂 #CoffeeOverKids"
5 months ago
Share →: My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

Commentary:
"Well, that's one way to send a subtle message! 😂 Embrace your unique beauty, even if it requires a little extra caffeine to get through the day. ☕️💁‍♀️"
5 months ago
Share →: After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.

Commentary:
"Nothing like a good ol' cup of coffee to trick the IT guy into thinking you're a tech genius! ☕️💻😄 Just remember, the real power of Java is the coffee kind, not the programming language!"