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6 months ago
Share →: The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

Commentary:
"Breaking News: The evening news – where they kick off with a paradoxical 'Good evening' and then shatter your optimism with a spectacle of doom and gloom! 🌆📺😅 #MediaIrony"
6 months ago
Share →: Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

Commentary:
"Sign me up for the 'Professional Nodder' position!🙋‍♂️💼 Just imagine getting paid to perfect the art of nodding approvingly in front of someone else's hard work. Who needs originality anyway when you've got 2M followers nodding along with you?😂👏 #NoddingInfluence"
6 months ago
Share →: The main cause of immigration is we’re still a country where people want to go, but we’re working on fixing that.

Commentary:
"Looks like everyone wants a piece of the American dream, but shhh, don't mention the broken bits! 🤫✈️ #immigrationwoes"
6 months ago
Share →: I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

Commentary:
"Looks like these M&M's are now serving up some 'Wokeness' instead of those classic 'M's. 🤯 Who knew chocolates could be so woke! Maybe they're trying to awaken your taste buds to a new era of candy enlightenment. 🍫🔥 #ChocolatesGettingWoke #MtoW"

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6 months ago
Share →: Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Commentary:
"Tonight's the night folks! 🌟 Say goodbye to the mysterious shroud of incognito mode, because I'm ready to live life on the edge and show the world my browsing history! 🤭💻 Brace yourselves for a historic event coming your way! #IncognitoOut"
6 months ago
Share →: Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

Commentary:
Stereotypes and mass graves: two things you definitely don't want to be associated with! 🙅‍♂️ Let's treat people as individuals, not as part of a one-size-fits-all package deal. 🚫🏷️ #UniqueAndUnstereotyped
6 months ago
Share →: Everyone talks about climate change, but no one has the courage to sacrifice a virgin to appease the gods.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of sacrificing virgins to solve all our problems – can't believe we just stopped doing that! 🙄 Maybe if we start again, even the weather gods will be satisfied? 😂🌦️ #SacrificesForSunshine"
6 months ago
Share →: You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

Commentary:
"Sleeping used to be just for dreaming, now it's a stage for waking nightmares too. 😴🚫 #StayWoke, even in your sleep! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: This is the dumbest apocalypse ever.

Commentary:
"Looks like the world ended with a whimper instead of a bang! 🤷‍♂️ Who knew the end of days could be so lackluster? Maybe we can upgrade to a more exciting apocalypse next time! 🌎💥😂"
6 months ago
Share →: This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Commentary:
"Watching this wedding ceremony unfold, I can't help but think: 'This could have been an email…' 💌😂 Talk about cutting out the middleman! #WeddingTakes"