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You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s common sense leaving your body.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Bears and worms have almost nothing in common. But gummy bears and gummy worms? Very similar.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My whole life, I never read a warning label telling me not to eat laundry detergent or put glue in my hair, somehow I just knew.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Common sense isn’t a gift. It’s a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Posted onMar 18, 2025

I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

Posted onMar 9, 2025Mar 9, 2025

My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Posted onFeb 21, 2025Feb 21, 2025

The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

Posted onFeb 7, 2025Feb 7, 2025

Hate when people ask β€œwhy is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I like you because we hate the same people.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

What electric cars and diarrhea have in common is the fear of not making it home.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

Love it when you say or do some common sense thing and the other person has β€œfile not found” written all over their face.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

I don’t need all of these heat advisory warnings on my phone. I’ve been outside. I have skin. I know.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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