19 Funny common quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is that I expect people to have common sense, and I get mad when they don’t.

  Commentary:
  "Common sense: not so common? 🚫🤔 Guess we're all just walking plot twists! 😂🙃"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

  Commentary:
  “Gone are the days when we picked up the phone like we were on a mystery game show! 🤔📞 Now it's more of a 'who's the masked telemarketer?' 🎭😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my brain installed an invisible reset button at the door! 🤔🔄😂"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have a lot in common with AI. We occasionally provide incorrect information with a confident tone.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs accurate facts when you've got confidence, right? 🤖😂 Just call me Artificially Incorrect! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My bad for thinking everyone has common sense.

  Commentary:
  "Apologies for overestimating the commonness of sense… 🤦‍♂️ Next time, I'll lower my expectations to 'barely-there sense' level! 🤪"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, you 'forget to eat', you say? 🍔🙄 Must be nice skipping meals while the rest of us are over here planning our next snack attack! 😂 #FoodiesUnite"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the struggle of being surrounded by common sense-challenged individuals 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♀️ It's like trying to explain colors to someone who sees only in black and white! Embrace the chaos with a smile and a splash of sarcasm 😜 #CommonSenseStruggles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

  Commentary:
  Well, it's pretty baa-d and baffling to expect a lamb chorus in a movie about a serial killer with a taste for human flesh. 🐑🙉 Maybe it should have been titled "Silence of the Lambs… Because Lambs Don't Really Do Much Talking Anyway!" 🤣 #HeadScratcher

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Never get in between a girl and her fries. It’s just common sense really.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to come between a girl and her fries is like challenging a tornado to a dance-off 💃🍟 Trust me, you do not want to mess with that kind of 'hangry' force of nature! 😂 #FriesOverGuys"

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