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"Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."
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- Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
- If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.
- The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.
- The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.
- The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”
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😂🏃♂️ "You think you're nailing the whole 'cool and collected' vibe until you catch a glimpse of your majestic sprinting skills on video! 🕺 Suddenly, the illusion shatters like a poorly timed high-five. 🤦♂️ Who knew you could rival a newborn giraffe when it comes to gracefulness? Keep on running, superstar! 🌟 Just maybe avoid the cameras next time. 📹 #
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- On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.
- Having a job is cool, but everyday? Come on!
- Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”
- Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.
- You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.
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