44 Funny cool quotes

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  Commentary:
  “Presenting: the ultimate master of composure, with a side of internal chaos! 🥒🐿️ Stay calm on the outside, let the squirrels do the sprinting inside! 🤪 #CucumberCool #SquirrelInTraffic”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  😂🏃‍♂️ “You think you’re nailing the whole ‘cool and collected’ vibe until you catch a glimpse of your majestic sprinting skills on video! 🕺 Suddenly, the illusion shatters like a poorly timed high-five. 🤦‍♂️ Who knew you could rival a newborn giraffe when it comes to gracefulness? Keep on running, superstar! 🌟 Just maybe avoid the cameras next time. 📹 #

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever sunk your teeth into a warm, buttery slice of garlic bread? 🤤 Now, that’s true satisfaction right there! Who needs romantic shenanigans when you have carbs this delicious to fuel your soul? 🍞😆”

  4 months ago

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  Commentary:
  “Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the miraculous healing power of a well-timed fart? 💨🤣 Who needs medicine when you’ve got nature’s own remedy at your disposal! #GasIsTheBestMedicine”

  4 months ago

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