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"Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling"
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- I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.
- Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it.
- I think it broke my boyfriend’s heart when I said he couldn’t have Salma Hayek for Valentine’s Day.
- Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.
- A garlic a day keeps the doctor away.
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Ah, the cruel truth of adulthood – Monday feels more like an "off day" than Friday! 🙈 Who knew we'd reach a point where we appreciate Mondays for their quiet solace more than the hyped-up anticipation of Fridays! 😂 #AdultingStruggles -
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Ah, the blissful ignorance of cookie-induced amnesia – where time melts away like butter on a warm cookie 🍪⏰ Who needs a calendar when you have a steady supply of sweet treats to keep you in a perpetual state of bliss? 😅 #CookieDayDreams -
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🤣 "Life's rollercoaster of fashion: one day strutting like a fashion icon, the next day realizing you're just a grocery store fashionista in sweatpants! 😎🛒 #FashionDrama" -
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"Life comes at you fast, one minute you're the life of the party, the next you're admiring architecture like a seasoned historian. 🏛️😄 Embrace the journey from wild and carefree to mature and cultured – it's all part of the hilarious ride called adulthood! 🎉👵" -
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"Seems like the art of procrastination has reached expert levels! 😅👩🎓 Don't worry, embracing the 'learning from mistakes' journey can always be postponed to some other day… or year! 🤷♂️📆 #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest" -
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"Ah yes, the classic case of 'lost in time' dilemma 🤔. It's like trying to find your keys in a black hole while wearing a blindfold and riding a unicycle! 🕰️🔑🕳️🙈🎪" -
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"Putting away the Christmas tree is like breaking up with December for cats 😿🎄 It's a tree-mendous loss in their feline festive fun!" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle between the desire to sleep all day and the sudden burst of energy that hits you at bedtime 🌙💤 It's like your brain waits until the lights are off to start planning tomorrow's adventures! 🤔😆 #SleepStruggles" -
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"Ah, the ever-optimistic taxpayer 🛣️. Don't worry, you might actually see those roads fixed by the time hover cars become mainstream 🚗✨ #TaxpayerDreams"
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- I hate how l am a “I have an appointment at 4pm so I can’t do anything all day” type of person.
- “Listen to your body!” Okay, well, my body wants to lay down and eat snacks all day.
- Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.
- I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.
- Wish I could just go back to eating cookies and not knowing what day it was.
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