25 Funny driver quotes

• A delivery driver just asked for my date of birth. I said, “94.” He replied, “Is that 1994?” Oh, sorry mate, no. My bad, that was 1794. Right around the French Revolution.

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  4 weeks ago

  1794, 1994, around, asked, bad, birth, date, date of birth, delivery, delivery driver, driver, french, French Revolution, historical, historical joke, humor, i, joke, just, mate, misunderstanding, oh, revolution, right, said, sorry

• My wife didn’t order anything from Amazon yesterday, so the driver gave us a knock this morning to make sure we were OK.

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  1 month ago

  Amazon, anything, delivery, driver, humor, knock, misunderstanding, morning, ok, order, sure, us, wife, yesterday

• I love when my Uber driver and I both shut the hell up for a full ride.

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  1 month ago

  awkward, awkward moment, both, conversation, driver, full, hell, humor, i, love, moment, passenger, quiet, ride, shut, silence, transportation, Uber

• Today I was in a taxi, and the taxi driver said, “I love my job. I am my own boss, nobody tells me what to do!” Then I said, “Turn left.”

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  1 month ago

  am, boss, command, conversation, driver, driving, humor, i, job, joke, left, love, me, navigation, nobody, own, said, taxi, taxi driver, today, turn

• Life’s all about crossroads and intersections; unfortunately, I’m a bad driver.

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  1 month ago

  bad, bad driver, crossroads, driver, driving, humor, intersection, life, unfortunately

• Please stop adding touchscreens to cars. Most of these idiots can barely drive as it is.

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  1 month ago

  annoyance, car, cars, distraction, drive, driver, driving, humor, idiots, most, please, safety, stop, technology, touchscreen

• Transgender ambulance driver whose pronouns are we/you/we/you/we/you.

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  1 month ago

  ambulance, confusion, driver, gender, humor, identity, pronoun, pronouns, transgender

• Traffic is the fault of the guy immediately in front of you.

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  1 month ago

  commuting, driver, driving, fault, front, frustration, guy, humor, impatience, jam, road, traffic, traffic jam

• Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

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  1 month ago

  dating, drink, driver, driving, flirt, girl, humor, humor quote, joke, me, ride, sarcasm, Uber

• Who you are when you’re stuck behind a slow driver is the real you.

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  1 month ago

  driver, frustration, humor, identity, personality, rage, real, real you, road, road rage, slow, slow driver, stuck

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