31 Funny example quotes

• Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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• Interviewer: Give an example of a difficult scenario and how you handled it. Me: I poured a bowl of cereal but had no milk, so I used ice cream.

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• I don’t like people who take drugs, for example: airport security.

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• My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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• “I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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• Sometimes I do random acts of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.

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• Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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• Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.

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• I’m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.

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• Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment.

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