Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Posted on7 hours ago
I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips. Posted on9 hours ago
I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all. Posted on1 day ago
Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home. Posted on1 day ago
My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example. Posted on1 day ago