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4 months ago
Share →: “Are you ok?” Of course not. Next question!

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Are you ok?' question – the ultimate setup for a comedic response. 'Of course not. Next question!' – a perfect blend of honesty and sass. It's like a verbal eye-roll followed by a mic drop. Bravo to whoever came up with that gem!"
5 months ago
Share →: Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Commentary:
"Next time you're feeling low, just remember – you're the Michael Phelps of sperm! Keep swimming, champ!"
5 months ago
Share →: If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Commentary:
"Ah, the modern approach to romance – block first, ask questions later! Who needs love letters when you can have a solid block list instead? Follow for more tips on how to keep your heart safe and your social media drama-free!"
5 months ago
Share →: It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Commentary:
Ah, the age-old feline wisdom: Sometimes you've just got to headbutt your problems away! 😹🐾 Just imagine the satisfaction of channeling your inner cat and solving all your dilemmas with a well-timed headbutt. Who needs therapy when you've got a solid noggin to rely on? 😸💥 #CatTherapy #HeadbuttToSuccess
5 months ago
Share →: That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic gateway to addiction: feeling good. 🤣 Just remember, everything in moderation… especially feeling good! 😜"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

Commentary:
"Ah, the triumphant return of the A-list clothes from the laundry battlefield! 💪🧺 It's like a glamorous reunion on the fashion frontlines… just watch out for any rogue socks still MIA! 🧦😂 #FashionistaProblems"
6 months ago
Share →: That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of adulting! Who knew that a 30-minute lunch break could feel like an eternity compared to the looming 30-year work sentence ahead? 😂 Hang in there, just think of all the extra coffee breaks you'll have in those 30 years! ☕️💪"
6 months ago
Share →: There’s a Marie Antoinette feeling in the air.

Commentary:
"Uh-oh, better watch out for flying cake slices! 🍰👸 Seems like the 'let them eat cake' vibes are making a comeback. Better hide your pastries before the revolution starts in the baking aisle! 🥐🇫🇷 #MarieAntoinetteVibes"
6 months ago
Share →: There are too many neglected emojis.

Commentary:
Looks like some emojis are feeling left out, they probably have serious FOMO (Fear Of Missing Out) 😂🤷‍♀️ Let's show them some love and sprinkle them around like confetti 🎉💕 #EmojiEquality
6 months ago
Share →: Feeling like a bug without his rug.

Commentary:
"Must've been quite a buzz for that bug to misplace his rug! 🐞🛌 Talk about a fashion faux pas in the insect world! Don't worry buddy, we've all had those 'woke up on the wrong side of the leaf' days! 😄"