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5 months ago
Share →: Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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"Who needs a pet when you can have a coffee cup companion on your daily commute? ☕🚗 Just watch out for those double takes and friendly waves from fellow drivers! It's the ultimate way to turn heads and make friends on the road." 🤣
5 months ago
Share →: I just shaved my legs and man, the next 7 minutes and 34 seconds before it starts growing back is gonna feel amazing.

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"Ah, the brief joy of smooth legs! Enjoy those 7 minutes and 34 seconds of pure bliss before the stubble rebellion begins! 😂✨ #JustShavedLegsStruggles"
5 months ago
Share →: I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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Looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed but forgot to hit the snooze button ⏰🛌 Watch out world, this person is clearly not ready for Monday! 🤪 #MondayBlues
5 months ago
Share →: That feeling when you take the first bite of your favourite food, that’s called chewphoria.

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"Ah, the magical moment when you embark on a journey to Flavor Town, known as chewphoria! 🍔🎉 It's like a burst of happiness with every munch, a symphony of flavors dancing in your mouth! Just remember to chew, not swoon! 😋 #ChewphoriaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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"Feeling like a hotel microwave: all that potential, but in reality, just a warm and forgettable presence 🍿💥 Just waiting for someone to hit the 'start' button on life! 🔌 #MicrowaveMood"
5 months ago
Share →: I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

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"Looks like your gut feeling is sending you some sassy vibes! 🤷‍♂️ Who needs psychic powers when you have a gut that never fails to say 'I told you so'? 😂 Kind regards indeed! 🙃"
5 months ago
Share →: Since emojis have been around, I finally have a rough idea of how women feel when they don’t know what to wear.

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"Choosing the perfect emoji is the new struggle of our generation 🤷‍♂️👗 Who knew that something so small could cause so much indecision! Now I get a taste of the fashion dilemma women face daily 😂 #EmojiFashionCrisis"
$Funny feeling quotes - Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.$

5 months ago
Share →: Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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Middle-aged math dilemma: going out for a night on the town feeling like you're 25 again 🍹, only to wake up the next day looking and feeling like you're pushing 70! 🤪🥴 Just another case of arithmetic not adding up in our favor! #AgeIsJustANumber
5 months ago
Share →: Some days you feel like a hotel light. You’re there, but you don’t have enough energy to really do anything.

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Feeling like a hotel light on low power mode 💡🔋 Just hanging in there without much spark! Let's hope tomorrow brings a full charge and some bright ideas! 🌟💡 #LowEnergyDays
5 months ago
Share →: Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.

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"Well, some days you wake up feeling like a vintage wine 🍷… except you check the label and realize it's a mistaken identity! Age is just a number, but it can be quite the trickster, 😄🎉#ForeverYoungAtHeart #AgeIsJustANumber"