13 Funny forehead quotes

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

  Commentary:
  When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

  Commentary:
  😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

  Commentary:
  "When Botox wasn't the true villain of the story! 😂🎬💉"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

  Commentary:
  "Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

  Commentary:
  "Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

  Commentary:
  "Life’s too short to deal with forehead veins popping like fireworks during an argument 🎆 Let’s just agree to disagree and spare those poor veins some stress 😄💬"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

  Commentary:
  "Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the classic battle against time – always winning as it leaves its marks on our faces! ⏳👴🏻 Who needs a clock when your forehead shows the passing hours? Embrace the wrinkles, they are just a reminder that laughter and frowns both contribute to life's story! Just remember to smile, it's nature's Botox! 😄 #TimelessAndWrinkled

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