16 funny forehead quotes - Wordgag ツ

After a quick review of my finances, everyone is going to have to be happy with a forehead kiss for Christmas.

Feb 3, 2026

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Feb 1, 2026

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Feb 1, 2026

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

Feb 1, 2026

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

Feb 1, 2026

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Feb 1, 2026

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

Feb 1, 2026

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

Jan 31, 2026

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

Jan 31, 2026

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

Jan 30, 2026

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

Jan 30, 2026

Tiime isn’t on my side, it’s on my face, wrinkling my forehead.

Jan 29, 2026

Y’all liking my posts feels like a little forehead kiss.

Jan 29, 2026

Last night my guardian angel came to me, covered me up, gave me a kiss on the forehead and whispered in my ear: “You’re a pain in the ass!”

Jan 28, 2026

I’m in favor of sticking an “out of order” sign on some people’s foreheads. As a warning.

Jan 21, 2026

If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

Jan 18, 2026