15 Funny forehead quotes

• Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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• Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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  apparently, communication, culture, forehead, humor, interaction, internet, internet culture, intro, poke, rude, rudeness, sarcasm, skip, social, social interaction, someone, start, talking, yell, yelling

• I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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  affection, cheeky, definitely, eyes, forehead, humor, humorist, i, playful, put, romantic, sarcasm, teasing, witty, wrinkles, WTF

• Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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  childhood, expression, facial, facial expression, forehead, humor, memory, movy, nostalgia, real, realism, remember, wrinkle

• A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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• Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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  affection, deficiency, forehead, forehead kiss, humor, kiss, kisses, longing, relationship, self-diagnosed, suffering

• Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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  affection, angel, compliment, digital, digital interaction, equivalent, forehead, humor, interaction, kindness, kissing, liking, me, media, post, social, social media

• Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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  arguing, forehead, humor, i, let, once, relationship, tension, vein

• Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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  affection, forehead, forehead kiss, glory, glory hole, hole, humor, intimacy, joke, kiss, playful, relationship

• Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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  affection, executive, executive order, forehead, forehead kiss, give, humor, kiss, lighthearted, little, me, order, playful, relationship, signed

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