15 Funny forehead quotes

Funny forehead quotes are the perfect way to bring laughs and lighthearted vibes to your day 😄✨ Whether you’re rocking a big forehead or just love a clever pun, these witty lines will have you grinning from ear to ear 😜🔥 Get ready to celebrate those forehead moments with humor and style that speak louder than words! 🤪👒 #ForeheadFun #LaughOutLoud

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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Could you also give it a massage while you're at it? 😂🧸✨

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

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When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭

I might not put the sparkle in your eyes, but I’ll definitely put the “WTF” wrinkles in your forehead.

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😂 "If laughter is the best medicine, I'm basically your pharmacist! 🤪💊 #WrinkleMaster"

Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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"When Botox wasn't the true villain of the story! 😂🎬💉"

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

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"Who needs self-help books when you've got a scalpel and smooch combo? 😂🧠💋"

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

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"Currently accepting applications for professional forehead kissers! 😘❤️ #DoctorApproved"

Me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead.

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"Oh great, now I need a halo for all this forehead kissing! 😇💋"

Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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"Life’s too short to deal with forehead veins popping like fireworks during an argument 🎆 Let’s just agree to disagree and spare those poor veins some stress 😄💬"

Glory hole but for forehead kisses.

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"Introducing the latest trend in wholesome affection: the forehead glory hole. Because sometimes all you need is a little kiss on the forehead to brighten your day… and maybe a sprinkle of mystery."

Signed an Executive Order that you have to give me a little forehead kiss.

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Well, well, well, looks like romance and bureaucracy are finally coming together! 💋 Who needs Cupid when you have an Executive Order for forehead kisses? 😅 Don't forget to thank your favorite politician for setting such innovative relationship standards! 📜 #ForeheadKissMandate

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