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23 Funny gratitude quotes

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3 weeks ago
Share →: Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Commentary:
"Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"
2 months ago
Share →: I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

Commentary:
"Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌"
2 months ago
Share →: This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

Commentary:
When your gratitude journal ends up serving as your way to remember milk and eggs 🥛🍳—guess even gratitude has a shopping list now! 📝🛒 Talk about a grocery run for good vibes! 😄✨
2 months ago
Share →: You only live once and thank God for that.

Commentary:
"Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"
3 months ago
Share →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

Commentary:
"Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"
3 months ago
Share →: So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

Commentary:
"Ah, pillows – always there to cushion the blow after a long day of overthinking and dreaming big. 🛌💭 Let's give that hardworking head the royal treatment it deserves! 👑💤 #PillowPower"
3 months ago
Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
"Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

Commentary:
"Ah, the good ol' days when the biggest dilemma was choosing between playing outside or watching cartoons. Now we're stuck debating between updating our software or our social media status. Thank goodness for the simpler times!"
4 months ago
Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Commentary:
"Bravo to the unsung heroes of our body – the arms, legs, and fingers! Without them, we'd be all thumbs…literally."
5 months ago
Share →: To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Commentary:
"Zero must have been feeling left out before this guy came along! 🤣 Thank goodness he finally got the recognition he deserved! 🙌 #ThanksForNothing"