25 Funny gratitude quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

  Commentary:
  Always helpful to have a reminder not to reenact a scene from Thelma & Louise! 🚗💨🤣

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, I'm just the live-in butler for two tiny fur dictators! 🐾🏡😺"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

  Commentary:
  "Smells like fresh happiness with a side of sunshine! 😄🌞🙌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the real MVP of your hand gestures – the middle finger! 🖕🏼 Always there to help you express yourself when words are not enough. Just remember to use it wisely and sparingly! 😉👌"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

  Commentary:
  When your gratitude journal ends up serving as your way to remember milk and eggs 🥛🍳—guess even gratitude has a shopping list now! 📝🛒 Talk about a grocery run for good vibes! 😄✨

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  3 months ago

  Share →: You only live once and thank God for that.

  Commentary:
  "Life is a rollercoaster ride, can you imagine having to do it again and again? 😅 Embrace the chaos, enjoy the ups and downs and remember to thank your lucky stars it's a one-time deal! 🎢✨"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, slow and steady wins the race in the game of love. Who knows, being friends first might just lead you to a treasure trove of potential hotties! 😉🔥 #FriendshipGoals #DatingTips"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, pillows – always there to cushion the blow after a long day of overthinking and dreaming big. 🛌💭 Let's give that hardworking head the royal treatment it deserves! 👑💤 #PillowPower"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

  Commentary:
  "Here's to the unsung heroes of our bodies – the arms, legs, and fingers. They don't get enough credit for all they do! Let's give them a round of applause… oh wait, that's their job too!"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good ol' days when the biggest dilemma was choosing between playing outside or watching cartoons. Now we're stuck debating between updating our software or our social media status. Thank goodness for the simpler times!"

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