30 Funny gratitude quotes — Wordgag ツ

Thank God they have medical marijuana in this state. I need it for my joints.

2 days ago2 days ago

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I woke up alive again.

2 months ago2 months ago

When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m so grateful when people tell me to drive safe, cause then I remember not to drive off that cliff.

2 months ago2 months ago

Every day when I get home, I thank my cats for allowing me to live in their house.

2 months ago2 months ago

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

3 months ago3 months ago

I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.

4 months ago

This gratitude journal looks a lot like a grocery list.

4 months ago4 months ago

You only live once and thank God for that.

5 months ago5 months ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

6 months ago

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

6 months ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

6 months ago

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

6 months ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

Feb 25, 2025

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

Jan 28, 2025

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Jan 28, 2025

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

Jan 28, 2025