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You only live once and thank God for that.

1 week ago

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

1 month ago

So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed.

1 month ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

1 month ago

I’m so thankful I had a childhood before technology took over.

1 month ago

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side. My legs for always supporting me. And my fingers because I can always count on them.

2 months ago

To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

3 months ago

I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

3 months ago

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

3 months ago

Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

3 months ago

Thank God I have a cat. Who else is gonna shit in this box I have?

3 months ago

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

3 months ago

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

3 months ago

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

3 months ago

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

3 months ago

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

3 months ago

We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

3 months ago

99% of celebrating your birthday as an adult just consists of texting back “thanks so much”.

3 months ago

Forever grateful that thought bubbles aren’t a real thing.

3 months ago

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

3 months ago