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Funny green quotes

Avocado is just green butter.

3 months ago

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

3 months ago

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

3 months ago

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

3 months ago

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

3 months ago

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

3 months ago

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

3 months ago