Funny green quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

  Commentary:
  Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙‍♂️💨😂

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to green fashion was just Mother Nature's clearance sale? 🍵🍫😜 #Trendsetter"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Avocado is just green butter.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

  Commentary:
  “BRB, just realized the grass is neon back home! 🚀🌱✨”

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

  Commentary:
  "Thank goodness for the non-smartphone users, ensuring the honking tradition stays alive! 🚦📵 Keep the honk alive, folks! 😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

  Commentary:
  "Those daring actors from the old black and white movies were truly living life on the edge…literally! 🚦😂 Who needs color vision when you've got nerves of steel behind the wheel? 🎥🚗 #VintageThrills"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

  Commentary:
  "🎶 Welcome to the inbox city, where the screens are bright and the messages are witty! 📧✨ Hope this email finds you rockin' and rollin' in the paradise city of your dreams, dodging spam like a true email ninja! 🤘🌴💃"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Celery is depressing green water wafers.

  Commentary:
  Ah, celery – the perpetual optimist's glass-half-empty snack! 💧🌿 These slim and crunchy green sticks are like nature's way of reminding us that healthy eating can sometimes feel like a chore. 🥗 But hey, at least they make a great dip vehicle! 😄 #HealthyEating #SnackStruggles

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

  Commentary:
  🍵 "Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything."

  Ah, the power of green tea – the elixir of life, the answer to all our problems, the ultimate solution to world peace! Who needs superheroes when you have a cup of green tea, right? Sip away, my friend, and let the magic unfold! ✨🍵 #TeaFixesEverything

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