13 Funny green quotes — Wordgag ツ

Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Accepting you’re about to throw up, gotta be the worst feeling on God’s green earth.

2 months ago2 months ago

I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

2 months ago2 months ago

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

3 months ago3 months ago

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

3 months ago3 months ago

Matcha. Dubai chocolate. Jealousy. Green is back in a big way, and likely due to deforestation.

3 months ago3 months ago

Avocado is just green butter.

Jan 27, 2025

Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

Jan 27, 20253 months ago

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

Jan 27, 2025

Actors in black and white movies were often putting their lives in danger during driving scenes, as they weren’t able to tell if the traffic light was red or green.

Jan 26, 2025

I hope this email finds you in the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty.

Jan 25, 2025

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Jan 24, 2025

Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything.

Jan 20, 2025