57 Funny habit quotes

• Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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  2 months ago

  5, book, book review, eaten, eating, eating habit, emotional, emotional reaction, exaggeration, habit, hours, humor, i, rating, reaction, recommend, recommendation, review, reviews, stars, unwell

• My problem is I always think I can get ready in 15 minutes when I have repeatedly proven that I can’t.

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  2 months ago

  always, getting, getting ready, habit, humor, i, management, minutes, personal, personal struggle, problem, procrastination, punctuality, ready, self-awareness, struggle, think, time, time management

• I’m not an alcoholic, I only drink twice a year. When it’s sunny, and when it isn’t.

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  2 months ago

  alcoholic, drink, drinking, drinking habit, habit, humor, i, only, sunny, twice, weather, year

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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  2 months ago

  alert, camera, check, curiosity, door, door camera, funny habit, habit, home, home security, just, me, outside, security, stepping, stepping outside, temperature, temperature check, warm, weather, weather curiosity

• I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

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  2 months ago

  20, aging, bad, bad eating habit, body, body image, eating, exercise, habit, habits, hate, humor, humorous, humorous observation, i, image, myself, no exercise, observation, picture, self-awareness, selfie, take

• I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

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  2 months ago

  away, curb, driving, habit, humor, observation, parking, parking habit, person, sarcastic, too

• Not sure who needs to hear this, but make your bloody bed.

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  2 months ago

  advice, bed, chores, daily, daily habit, discipline, habit, hear, humor, morning, morning routine, motivation, needs, productivity, routine, sure

• I like online shopping and putting everything I want in a cart, then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab.

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  2 months ago

  cart, closing, closing tab, everything, habit, humor, laughing, online, online shopping, retail, retail therapy, shopping, shopping habit, subtotal, tab, therapy, want

• I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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  2 months ago

  activity, birthday, cake, celebrate, daily, daily habit, day, eat, food, fun, fun activity, habit, humor

• Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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  2 months ago

  habit, humor, i, irony, lifestyle, much, paper, paper towel, self-deprecation, towel, unfortunately, wealth, woman

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