47 Funny high quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

  Commentary:
  "Being the mayor of a small town is like running a country where everyone knows your embarrassing high school stories! 🏛️🌾 #LocalCelebrity #BigFishSmallPond"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone took the doctor's advice quite literally! 🍬👩‍⚕️ Moving sugar to a lower shelf counts as reducing sugar intake, right? Sometimes you just gotta take matters into your own hands…or pantry shelves! 😄 #SweetSolutions

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Got a new high score on my bathroom scale.

  Commentary:
  🎉💪 Looks like the only game you're winning right now is the one against gravity! Keep up the great work, high score champion! 🏆🎮 #ScaleBoss #FitnessGoals

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

  Commentary:
  "Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Blood pressure too high to chase these hoes.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like this person's blood pressure meter is also their "hoe-ometer"! 🤣📈 Guess it's all about self-care and keeping those stress levels low, even when the temptation is high! 💁‍♂️ #HealthFirst #NoHoeChasing

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If only my bank balance was as high as my daily calorie intake.

  Commentary:
  "If only my bank balance could match the extravagance of my daily calorie intake! 🍔💸 Oh, the dreams we dare to dream between the fries and the funds… 😅 #LifeGoals #FoodieFinance"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a time machine when you've got your high school earrings to transport you back to the glory days 🕰️💁‍♀️ Talk about vintage chic! Just remember, trends may come and go, but apparently, earring size remains eternal 😂💎 #TimelessFashion"

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