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6 months ago
Share →: Acceptance truly begins when you ask Alexa to play classic rock and she plays a song that came out when you were in high school.

Commentary:
"Ah, the moment when Alexa becomes your time-traveling DJ, taking you back to the good ol' days of high school dances and questionable fashion choices! 🕺🔙🎸 Rock on, Alexa, you're giving us major throwback vibes and a not-so-subtle hint that we're not as young as we feel! 😅🎶"
6 months ago
Share →: I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Commentary:
"Either they have an impeccable memory or you haven't changed much since high school! 🚪🧓🏫 #SmallWorld"
6 months ago
Share →: Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.

Commentary:
Sounds like you were the official "hide and seek" champion of your high school years! 🏆 It's all fun and games until someone gets spotted first! 🔍😄
6 months ago
Share →: Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Commentary:
"Breaking records like a champ… in the cholesterol game 🏆🍔 Keep reaching for the stars, even if they are made of bacon! 🌟🥓"
6 months ago
Share →: My nickname in high school was “who?”

Commentary:
Sounds like you were the mysterious enigma of your high school days! 🕵️‍♂️ Maybe you were so multi-faceted, people couldn't quite pinpoint who you really were! Or maybe they just needed a hearing aid? 🤷‍♂️ Either way, owning the nickname "Who?" definitely adds a touch of intrigue to your teenage years!
6 months ago
Share →: I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. 😂 It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! 👴🚀 #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"
6 months ago
Share →: I had no social life in high school. Even my imaginary best friend had a date for the prom.

Commentary:
"High school: where even your imaginary best friend has a better love life than you 🤖🕺 #PromDateGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'risky message and ignore phone' strategy – the modern-day equivalent of opening a can of worms and then running away 😂📱. Who needs instant replies when you've got the power of conveniently timed disappearances on your side? Stay mysterious, my friend!"
6 months ago
Share →: Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again.

Commentary:
"Who needs justice when you have the eternal glow-up of high school beauties to restore your faith? 🌟💅 #PrioritiesInCheck"
6 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

Commentary:
Never underestimate the power of a midlife crisis mixed with a dash of determination and a sprinkle of methamphetamine! 💼👨‍🏫➡️💰💊 Dream big, folks. If Walter White can do it, so can you! 🌟 #BreakingBoundaries