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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

3 months ago

Imagine the sound a centipede would make if they wore tiny flip flops.

3 months ago

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

3 months ago

I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.

3 months ago

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

3 months ago

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

3 months ago

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

3 months ago

Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

3 months ago

Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

3 months ago

Can you imagine how hot I’d be if I ate right and took care of my body? I’m not gonna do it, but can you imagine?

3 months ago

I hate it when I imagine how a conversation will go and then in the actual conversation the person goes off script. That’s not your line, man.

3 months ago