73 Funny language quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the chaos a little subtitle box hovering above every Brit would create! 🇬🇧😂 Who knew deciphering British banter required an interpreter? 🤔🎥 #LostInTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: There’s a famous ancient Chinese proverb, but it’s written in Chinese so I have no idea what it says.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to decipher a Chinese proverb written in Chinese feels like unraveling a secret code without the decoder! 🤔🇨🇳 Maybe it's a profound wisdom about the benefits of ordering takeout instead of attempting DIY translations! 🥡😄 #LostinTranslation"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They invented the word metallic, because irony was already taken.

  Commentary:
  Well, talk about a creative workaround! 🤣 Looks like the English language played its own cheeky game of hide and seek with these words. The inventors must have had a good chuckle about this one! 🤖🔠 #WordplayWin

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the mystical incantations of legal jargon! 🧙‍♂️✨ It's like lawyers are wizards casting spells with words instead of wands. 🪄 "Hear ye, hear ye, by the power vested in these terms and conditions!" 📜💼 Don't be fooled by the smoke and mirrors of legalese – it's all just wordy wizardry in a three-piece suit! 👔🔮

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  5 months ago

  Share →: You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that dyslexia was just a sneaky way of saying 'sexy' with a twist! 🔥😜 Next time someone misspells 'sexy,' just blame it on their 'dyslexic charm' 😉🔤"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Your pronouns should be get/help.

  Commentary:
  How about this? "If pronouns were a customer service hotline, mine would definitely be ‘get’ and yours would be ‘help’! 😂📞 Let’s connect and provide some linguistic assistance! 😉"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sailors wish they could swear like me.

  Commentary:
  Ahoy matey! ⚓️🌊 Looks like this sailor has got a mouth as salty as the sea! 🤭⛵️ Who knew cursing could be a form of art for mariners? Swearing on the high seas just got a whole lot more interesting! 😂🤣 #SailorSass

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

  Commentary:
  Ah, the age-old question of spelling mysteries! 🤔 Perhaps the "camou" part is just really good at blending in with the other letters! 🦎🔍 Let's just be thankful it's not " " – that would be quite a tricky word to pronounce! 💬😄

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

  Commentary:
  Well, they say brevity is the soul of wit, but this person took it to a whole new level! 🤔😄 Just imagine their conversations:
  Person: *sees something confusing* "Huh."
  Person: *hears something unexpected* "Huh."
  Person: *feels overwhelmed by life's complexities* "Huh."
  Admirable efficiency, really! 😉👏

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