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I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

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Eating wings is the opposite of flying.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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Some Uber rides in NYC are the same price as a JetBlue flight to Miami.

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If I was a fish, I’d be smoking all the seaweed.

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The era where you dropped your phone and your battery flew out was just crazy.

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Hyphenated. Non-hyphenated. The irony.

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Mental state: just googled “When will the sun explode.”

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I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

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Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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Maybe the grass is greener over there because you’re not over there messing it up.

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The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Smart people are like huskies. If you don’t give them an interesting problem, they become an interesting problem.

Just landed via Reddit:

The most important meal of the day is the next one.

Breaking via Snapchat:

When I’m on hold and the song ends, I always expect someone to pick up the phone.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Making waves on Discord:

A beaver is an otter that has studied architecture.

Just landed via Facebook:

If I were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

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I should have peed before I left, and other things I’ll never learn: A memoir

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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2 months ago

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Anyone who wants to learn how to be humble, feel free to talk to me. There’s nothing like learning from the best.

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2 months ago

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If my cats are going to insist upon me getting up early, they’re going to have to learn how to make coffee.

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2 months ago

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In a turn of unexpected events, I need to learn karate by tomorrow morning.

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2 months ago

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Watching true crime documentaries so I can learn from their mistakes.

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When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

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They say we learn from our mistakes, that’s why I’m making as many as possible. Soon I’ll be a genius.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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You learn a lot about someone when you marry them. For example, I learned I should have married someone else.

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2 months ago

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64 shares on YouTube this month:

Don’t listen to any thoughts about yourself if your hair isn’t washed. It’s just not true.

46 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

63 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ve been saying for years that cigs are better for you than vapes, and the vindication I feel now is just orgasmic.

93 shares on X this month:

Well, it took several decades, but I might have finally run out of things to say.

64 shares on Telegram this month:

Liquor on the top shelf is so expensive because the bartender has to stand on their tippy toes to reach it.

54 shares on Slack this month:

You guys can continue with the week, I’ve stopped here.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

I like it when you’re reading a comic and you can tell the writer is pissed about what the last writer did to the character.

41 shares on Discord this month:

Everyone’s gangster until they need to pee.

38 shares on Instagram this month:

US etiquette question: Do you need to tip the guy at the border who reads your last five years of social media history?

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Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

I’m optimistic, in a pessimistic way.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

Daylight savings is just a made up holiday to sell more daylight.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has bookmarked:

I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has copied:

Somebody just told me I was living the dream, I can assure you I have never dreamt of this shit right here.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

When people say they’re speechless, I always hope they mean it, but they never stop talking.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

My fantasy is having two men at once. One cooking, one cleaning.

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Today sucked so bad, I had to stop by the liquor store on my way to the bar.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

Not to be dramatic, but when I accidentally save a file twice and it adds that (1) at the end, it is the worst moment of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.

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Breaking via Reddit:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

Going viral on Reddit:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Don’t worry. Artificial intelligence will never replace actual ignorance.

Going bananas on Messenger:

My brain is 80% song lyrics.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

Trending via WhatsApp:

Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

Going bananas on Slack:

Feelings are like children. You don’t want them driving the car, but you shouldn’t stuff them in the trunk either.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

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There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

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