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I like my job, but if I had the opportunity to become a rich housewife, I would take it.

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Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine.

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Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has copied:

Tattoo idea for men: spider webs in the corners of the receding hairline.

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God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!

Someone from 🇯🇴 has bookmarked:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Someone from 🇲🇷 has downloaded:

“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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Hello, boyfriend? It’s me, girlfriend, from dating?

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I wish I had the confidence of someone who would let themselves be tattooed in a place they can’t see.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Making waves on X:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

Breaking via Slack:

Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

Going viral on Slack:

Don’t worry, guys. Together we can eliminate logic and reason on social media. I see some of you are already ahead of the game. Way to go!

Trending via Snapchat:

My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

As a Dad, you always want your kids to be prepared for real life, that’s why trolling them is so vital.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Just shared via Twitch:

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

Spotted on X:

As a retiree, I have two pairs of pajamas. Bedtime and daytime. Sometimes I get them confused.

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Someone from 🇼🇸 has bookmarked:

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has copied:

In other news, congrats to my therapist for securing a 4 year contract with me.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has downloaded:

Roses are pink. I need a drink.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

I don’t want to brag or anything, but I can still fit in the earrings I wore in high school.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Being held for questioning sounds more romantic than it is.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

Fries, not lies.

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Reported on Facebook:

I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies. She is not “fun to be around”.

Reported on Instagram:

A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Drinking a couple of beers and then getting onto Red Dead Redemption, and just petting my horse and feeding it apples.

Trending via X:

If I ask “What’s your zodiac sign?” it’s either because we’re vibing or you’re getting on my nerves.

Live now on Slack:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Making waves on X:

By the time I remember to text back, it be too disrespectful to even do it.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Of course I have critical thinking skills, I’m thinking critically of you right now.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Live now on X:

You’re an atheist? Well, I don’t believe you. See how you like it.

Just shared via Instagram:

Gentle parenting is making sure your kids can’t hear what you say when you’re peeling a mango.

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