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6 months ago
Share →: I’m really looking forward to getting a full 8 hours of overthinking in tonight.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic bedtime routine of overthinking, also known as the 'brain marathon' 🏃‍♂️💭 Who needs sleep when you can analyze every life decision you've ever made at 2 am? 😂 #InsomniaGoals"
6 months ago
Share →: My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

Commentary:
"Trying to get off the floor after a workout be like 🐢💪 Just trying to avoid the struggle and embrace the grace 😅 #TurtleMoves"
6 months ago
Share →: Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.

Commentary:
"Potato, oh potato, so symmetrical and round, would you like a little smash in town? 😏🥔 #SeductiveSpud"
6 months ago
Share →: No one comes off looking worse than the third party who was asked to interfere in a couple fight.

Commentary:
"Playing referee in a couple's fight is like trying to breakdance in a minefield – you're bound to step on some explosive emotions 💥🕺 Better to grab some popcorn and enjoy the show from a safe distance! 🍿😅"
6 months ago
Share →: Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Commentary:
🔍🤔 Ah, the elusive creatures known as "I'll always be there for you" enthusiasts! 🦄🌈 If you happen to stumble upon them, let me know so we can gather some scientific data on these rare beings! 😂🔎
6 months ago
Share →: I forgot to take my meds so I’m looking forward to joining the squirrels in the tree to talk politics.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's ready for a squirrelly debate up in the treetops! 🐿️🌳 Who needs meds when you've got political discourse with the furry critters? Maybe they can help come up with some nutty solutions! 😂 #SquirrelPoliticians"
6 months ago
Share →: Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

Commentary:
"Fall fashion tip: Master the art of looking chic while secretly snuggling in your 'not-so-obvious' blanket attire 😏🍂 #FashionForward #CozyButMakeItFashion"
6 months ago
Share →: Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands.

Commentary:
"Still searching for that special someone who will show me the same level of dedication as those eager passengers who pop out of their seats the MOMENT the plane touches down. 🛬✈️ #RelationshipGoals #PatienceIsAVirtue"
6 months ago
Share →: Nothing makes you regret an outfit choice faster than when you see teens looking at you and whispering.

Commentary:
"Ah, the brutal fashion critics have spoken! 😂👗 Just remember, those teens might be whispering about your awesome sense of style… or where you got that top from! 😉 #FashionPolice"
6 months ago
Share →: My favorite part of leaving the house is looking forward to going home.

Commentary:
"Ah, the mind of a true homebody! 🏠💭 Leaping into the exciting world outside, only to daydream about cozy blankets and Netflix marathons. 😂 Who needs bustling streets when you have the comfort of your own four walls! 🛋️ #HomeIsWhereTheHeartIs"