Funny quotes meet

34 Funny meet quotes

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

2 weeks ago

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

1 month ago

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

1 month ago

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

1 month ago

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

2 months ago

When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

2 months ago

A dating app called Unhinged where you agree to meet up and fight each other.

3 months ago

I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

3 months ago

I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.

3 months ago

When someone dies people say “he’s going to meet his Maker”. No he’s not. God doesn’t mingle with the staff.

3 months ago

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

3 months ago

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

3 months ago

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

3 months ago

Dentist appointments are so weird. “Hi, nice to meet you, could you root around in my mouth for a bit?”

3 months ago

Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors.

3 months ago

If you meet me and I’m talking to myself, just keep walking. I’m self-employed and I’m in a meeting with senior management.

3 months ago

Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

3 months ago

The horror of being warned that the person you’re about to meet is “fine once you get to know them”.

3 months ago

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

3 months ago

The Bachelor is like “Meet Savannah from Brooklyn, Madison from Savannah, Brooklyn from Madison”

3 months ago