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"That's the kind of cheddar that'll have everyone grinning like a mouse in a cheese factory! 🧀😄🐭"
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- I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.
- So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.
- At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!
- Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.
- I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
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"Ah, yes, the elusive and rare human manifestation of a headache, talkative, demanding, and ever-present. 🤯💆♂️ Beware, approach with caution, and keep aspirin close by at all times!" -
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"Ah, the tragic tale of parallel lines – destined to run alongside each other forever, yet never able to share a point of connection. Like ships passing in the night, or two introverts at a party who both desperately avoid eye contact 🚢🌌. It’s a geometry love story for the ages! 😂 #ParallelLinesProblems" -
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"Looking for that special someone who can appreciate the sacred silence that comes when a banger plays 🎶🤫 Good communication skills are music to my ears! 🎵🗣️ #SelectiveListenerGoals" -
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🤣 "Who needs deadlines when you can have datelines with the special someone? Love knows no bounds, not even the constraints of time 😂💘⏰" -
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👯♂️ "When you run into twins, make sure to address the CEO of the duo! 🤣 Who knows, the one in charge might have all the twin-spired wisdom and authority! Double the trouble, double the fun, double the bossiness?" -
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"Introducing Unhinged: where swiping right means swiping left hooks! 👊💔 Who needs dinner and a movie when you can fight for love instead? Ready, set, punch! 💥😂 #LoveAtFirstFight" -
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Introducing the newest member of the dairy dating scene – Cheese! 🧀🧀 They say you are what you eat, and I guess this person really takes their love for cheese to the next level! 😄 Say cheese, and let the gouda times roll! 📸 #CheeseLove -
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Well, you have to admit, only Elvis could make marriage seem as electrifying as a Vegas show 🕺🎲💒 Who wouldn't want to say "I do" with a side of "Love Me Tender" and a sprinkle of sequins? Thank you, thank you very much! 🕺🕺🎶
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- I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.
- I’d like to meet the person who decided that if you wanted to get married fast it had to be done by Elvis.
- Have you ever met the human version of a headache?
- Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.
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