58 Funny meet quotes

• Men want to meet up too easily. What if I plan to sacrifice you?

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  1 week ago

  dating, easily, humor, i, joke, meet, meet up, men, plan, relationship, sacrifice, too, want, warning

• If I meet you at a party and you instantly start asking about my job, you are subhuman to me.

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  1 week ago

  asking, awkward, awkward conversation, conversation, humor, i, interaction, job, me, meet, party, personality, social, social interaction, start, topic, work, work topic

• Hiking in your 40s is a great way to meet new people. Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and nearly met Jesus.

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  1 week ago

  40s, accident, activity, cardiologist, great, health, hiking, humor, i, Jesus, medical, meet, met, new, nurse, outdoor, outdoor activity, paramedic, people, three, today

• There should be a “Take Your Friend to Work Day,” so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, actually, character, characters, day, friend, friends, humor, meet, should, story, take, work

• Anyone want to meet up and just scream… We could get food after.

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  2 weeks ago

  activity, after, anyone, food, humor, just, meet, meet up, scream, social, social activity, want

• You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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  2 weeks ago

  actual, break, date, even, humor, just, life, love, meet, meeting, relationship, somewhere, take, unexpected, unexpected meeting

• You will meet a girl who is very strange and a little bit evil. It’s really important that you don’t lose me.

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  2 weeks ago

  bit, evil, girl, humor, important, little, lose, me, meet, relationship, strange

• Not only is Santa not real, there are also no horny singles in your area wanting to meet you.

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  1 month ago

  area, dating, disappointment, holiday, horny, horny single, humor, meet, only, real, Santa, single, singles, wanting

• Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

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  2 months ago

  comfort, home, media, meet, meeting, own, social, social media, thanks, weirdo, weirdos

• You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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  2 months ago

  dynamics, ever, friend, friends, friendship, friendship dynamics, group, guy, henchman, humor, less, male, male friend group, meet

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