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49 Funny meet quotes

Funny meet quotes 🤣 are the perfect way to break the ice when you bump into someone unexpectedly! Whether you’re meeting a friend, a colleague, or a stranger 🧐, a humorous quote can lighten the mood and spark a laugh. They’re ideal for sharing on social media 📱, adding a touch of humor to your day. So next time you’re caught in an awkward encounter, have a funny quote ready to make it memorable! 😂

You really have to enjoy the way a man is acting in the beginning, because you will never meet that man again.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

If you think I’m evil, wait until you meet the man who made me this way.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I would really like to meet this “other candidate” who keeps taking all the jobs I’ve been applying to.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I have no idea how people meet at the gym. I turn into a disgusting, angry swamp witch every time I exercise.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The best part of the relationship is before you meet them, and you’re single.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Odd—my boss told me to meet him at the abandoned quarry at midnight for my performance evaluation.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If I were a mouse, I’d say things like “cheesed to meet you”.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

Posted on6 months ago

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

Posted on6 months ago

Really just want to meet someone who knows what songs not to talk over.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

All these deadlines, but it’s you I want to meet.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

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