78 Funny mind quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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  Commentary:
  "Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head.” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

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  Commentary:
  "When your brain is a full house and you're the permanent guest! 🧠🤯😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Having a crush is so stupid. Like, why is this dude in my head at 8 am?

  Commentary:
  "Why are you taking up prime brain real estate before I've had my coffee? ☕️💭🤦‍♀️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I just want peace, not a notification every time someone breathes.

  Commentary:
  "Is there an app for inner peace that doesn’t need constant updates? 😂📵🧘‍♂️"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I had to treat myself to a sweet goody today to distract my mind from the horrors of life.

  Commentary:
  "Nothing like a sugar-coated existential crisis! 🍩😅 #SweetEscape #TreatYoSelf"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

  Commentary:
  "Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the good old days when my superpower was 'argue-man-tation' 🦸‍♂️🧠🤯 Turns out, people wear 'logic-repellent' like it's perfume! 😂🌀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

  Commentary:
  Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

  Commentary:
  😂🤦‍♂️ "Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?" Classic case of priorities gone awry! Who needs a missing appetite when you have a wandering mind making unexpected disappearances? 🤪 Just imagine misplacing your appetite and finding it curled up with your socks in the laundry basket! 🧐 #LostAppetiteBrainStillIntact

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  3 months ago

  Share →: “It’s all in your head!” Correct! Unfortunately, I am also in there.

  Commentary:
  "I thought I had a one-track mind, turns out it's more like a crowded party bus 🧠🚌 #MindMeldingProblems"

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