70 Funny mind quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: This year has been the perfect blend between me losing my mind and having the time of my life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Hey, you should start your own business and then mind it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Finally gathered all my thoughts and now they’re jumping me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?
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  5 months ago

  View →: My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I respect perfume commercials being like we can’t show you a smell mind if we just go insane for 30 seconds.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You’re an adult. You can do what you want. Wait…You have kids? Never mind.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My mind is like someone dumped the entire junk drawer on a trampoline.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dear Santa, I’ve been good all year. Most of the time. Once in a while. Never mind, I’ll buy my own stuff.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There are rumors that someone came down the chimney last night. This is preposterous. I would have lost my mind.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever said “out of sight, out of mind” never had a spider disappear inside their tent.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A two-step guide to warning someone not to hit their head: 1. Wait until they’ve hit their head. 2. Say “Ooh, mind your head!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?
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  5 months ago

  View →: When the client says: “make it pop”, I have to ask myself whether he means my mind or the project.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
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  5 months ago

  View →: If I had today’s mind, I wouldn’t have made yesterday’s mistake. But if I hadn’t made yesterday’s mistake, I wouldn’t have today’s mind.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Here’s a question for all the mind readers out there.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I would like to have the peace of mind of a cow. I already have the body.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Changing your mind is an underrated activity.
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  5 months ago

  View →: “Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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