111 Funny mind quotes

• When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.

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• Imagine she’s home alone, bored out of her mind, and she STILL won’t put that laundry away. She is me.

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• When physical labor became optional, we invented the gym. We’ll need the same thing for the mind.

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• Can’t stand when I’m determined to see something in a negative light, and somebody offers a different, healthier perspective. I already made up my mind to be upset. Don’t be rude.

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• I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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• “Can you multitask?” Yes, actually I am losing my mind and chilling at the same time.

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• Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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• Sorry, I’m late. I took a walk around the world to ease my troubled mind.

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• The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity.

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• Even before the internet, I always had a little side chat going on in my head.

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