15 Funny mine quotes

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I've left most of mine at home.

The train announcer just said we should keep our personal belongings with us at all times but I’ve left most of mine at home.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

How did they get kids to pose for oil paintings? Mine won’t sit still for 4 seconds for a family photo.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

“I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I'm fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend's little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

I hope we get the nice AI that enslaves us and makes us their pets and not the bad AI that enslaves us to mine lithium or something.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Just washed my windows and not a single bloke came out and said ‘You can do mine next!’ This used to be a real country.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025