39 Funny missing quotes

• Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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  1 month ago

  big, boy, connection, feel, feeling, i, life, missing, never, relationship, romance, summer, sun

• I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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  1 month ago

  closed, early, eyes, good, humor, i, meeting, meetings, missing, morning, procrastination, skill, sleep

• If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

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  1 month ago

  activity, complete, conversations, easy-going, fun, fun activity, missing, socializing, sports, strangers, whole, world

• So many true crime podcasts are just like “a young woman went missing, the police took a week to respond, she was last seen with a man the community call Creepy Steve, he has never been questioned”

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  1 month ago

  call, community, creepy, Creepy Steve, crime, humor, just, last, man, missing, never, podcast, police, response, seen, steve, true, true crime, week, woman, young

• My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.

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  1 month ago

  bank, desk, finance, irony, keep, me, missing, money, pen, pens, safe, security, trust

• You know where I’d like to go? Missing.

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  2 months ago

  desire, escape, humor, ID, know, missing, travel, where, wish

• To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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  2 months ago

  activity, archery, blindfold, experience, fun, fun activity, humor, know, missing, missing out, never, tried

• If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.

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  2 months ago

  ever, friends, humor, i, me, milk, missing, picture, print, wine

• What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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  2 months ago

  day, humor, missing, relaxation, Saturday, Sunday, time, weekend, wish

• You should be allowed to go home early from work if you miss your dog a lot.

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  2 months ago

  allowed, dog, early, early leave, home, humor, leave, lot, miss, missing, missing pet, pet, should, work, workplace, workplace humor

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