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6 months ago
Share →: And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

Commentary:
"Looks like I'll have to rely on good old hard work and dedication instead of winning the lottery 🤷‍♂️💸 Here's to another week of being fabulously not-rich! 🥳 #HustleHard #MaybeNextTime"
6 months ago
Share →: Paid my mortgage so don’t ask me to come out. I’m getting my money’s worth.

Commentary:
"Sorry, I can't join you tonight – my mortgage and I are having a cozy Netflix date. Gotta make sure my money feels appreciated! 💰🏠 #HomebodyLife"
6 months ago
Share →: If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Commentary:
Ah, the divine comedy of wealth distribution! 💸🤔 It seems God has a mischievous sense of humor when it comes to choosing who holds the purse strings. Perhaps money is the ultimate test of character! 😉💰
6 months ago
Share →: Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal mystery of the financial world 🤔💸 It's like they say, money talks, but apparently, it takes its sweet time doing so! 🕰️💰 #MoneyMysteries"
6 months ago
Share →: All my bills say “Outstanding.” I guess I am good to go.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's bills are feeling very complimentary lately – outstanding, indeed! 💸🌟 Paying bills has never been so satisfying! 😄 #LivingLarge #FinanciallyFabulous
6 months ago
Share →: I’m as single as a one Dollar bill, and I don’t need any change.

Commentary:
"Just like a crisp $1 bill, this person is single and confident – no change needed! 💵😄 Who needs a significant other when you've got independence and financial stability, am I right? 💁‍♂️ #SingleAndThriving"
6 months ago
Share →: My tattoo means that I can’t be trusted with $200.

Commentary:
"Ah, a tattoo that serves as a cautionary tale! 💸💉 Perhaps a permanent reminder that financial decisions should not be left to impulse… or the urge to get inked! 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, just a casual $3,000 an hour gig, no biggie 🤑 Maybe we can even throw in a unicorn as the office pet 🦄 Who needs wild dreams when you can aim for that kind of reasonable job, right? 😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Commentary:
"Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness clearly hasn’t found the right bank account yet! 💰😄 Deposit those happy vibes straight into my savings, please! 💸😆"
6 months ago
Share →: If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

Commentary:
"Feeling invisible? Just default on a payment or two and watch the VIP treatment arrive faster than you can say 'overdraft fee' 😂💸 #MoneyTalks #PayToPlay"