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Funny motivation quotes give a humorous twist to the quest for inspiration and drive. 💪😄 From clever quips about overcoming obstacles to playful takes on getting things done, these quotes make the pursuit of goals a bit more entertaining. Enjoy a laugh while you stay motivated and tackle your challenges with a smile! 😂✨

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

3 months ago

It’s Monday, but at what cost?

3 months ago

I always set two alarms, one for “Good Intentions Me” and one for “The Real Me”

3 months ago

A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

3 months ago

Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

3 months ago

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

3 months ago

Don’t let anyone tell you, you can’t do something. Show them you can’t.

3 months ago

“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

3 months ago

Sometimes when I get negative feedback I’m like “Hey, only I get to talk to myself that way”.

3 months ago

Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

3 months ago

Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

3 months ago

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

3 months ago

My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

3 months ago

So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

3 months ago

I don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but it’s time to fold the laundry that’s been lying around since last Sunday.

3 months ago

How many sit-ups do I have to do before I get a six-pack? Please say 5.

3 months ago

Somebody needs to get my shit together.

3 months ago

I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

3 months ago

Today’s the day I’m gonna’ make the onions cry.

3 months ago

In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

3 months ago

I don’t want to stand, Apple Watch. You stand.

3 months ago

The light at the end of the tunnel is only the headlight of the oncoming train.

3 months ago

The quickest way to get your kid to do their homework is to ask them to help with some chores.

3 months ago

I don’t want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise.

3 months ago

Getting out of bed should count as resistance training.

3 months ago

I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

3 months ago

No matter what’s going on in your life, there’s some form of potato that can make it better.

3 months ago

1pm, the perfect time to start doing the work I woke up early to get a jump on.

3 months ago

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

3 months ago

I am a person who wants to get a lot done, trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep in and take naps at times.

3 months ago