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1 month ago
Share →: I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.

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"Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow… or next week… or, eh, maybe never? 😅⏳ #ProLevelProcrastination"
1 month ago
Share →: Career? Never heard of her. I’m majoring in sunshine and snacks.

Commentary:
"Degrees in snackology and sunbathing 101—I'm on the honor roll! ☀️🍿😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Commentary:
"When life gives you mornings, grab a coffee! ☕️✨ #StillSleepingInside"
1 month ago
Share →: Someday I will make a sandwich that will change my life forever.

Commentary:
"Just don't let it be the start of a long-term 'bread' relationship! 🥪🤣"
1 month ago
Share →: Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.

Commentary:
"Good morning to the wind beneath my wings! Everyone else—you're the turbulence in my coffee. ☕️✈️😂"
1 month ago
Share →: I don’t mind pulling your cart — I’ve been chasing the carrot anyway, and it’s in the same direction.

Commentary:
"Chasing the carrot and getting a free ride? Talk about multitasking! 🤔🥕🚜"
1 month ago
Share →: You can be anything. Be the person who ends the meeting early.

Commentary:
"Dream big, but end meetings bigger! 😅🕒 #HeroStatus"
1 month ago
Share →: Be useless, so nobody can use you.

Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, be too sour to squeeze! 🍋😜"
1 month ago
Share →: Not working on myself because I make better content this way.

Commentary:
"When life gives you flaws, turn them into plot twists! 😂📚 #UnfinishedMasterpiece"
1 month ago
Share →: No time like now to start “flossing regularly” before tomorrow’s dental appointment.

Commentary:
"When you cram a year's worth of flossing into one night… my teeth are confused. 😂🦷✨"