481 Funny need quotes

• I will never forget when my dad had a guy from Verizon call me in middle school to tell me that I was using more data than Obama and that I need to stop.

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  3 weeks ago

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• The best piece of dating advice I’ve ever received is “If they like you, you’ll know. If they don’t, you’ll be confused.” Honestly, it’s all you need to know.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.

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  3 weeks ago

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• I need a job with a salary that’ll shock me every month.

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  3 weeks ago

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• We need an app where introverts can pay extroverts to make phone calls for them.

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  3 weeks ago

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• There are some websites where my password management strategy is to just hit “Forgot my password” every time I need to log in.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Please make sure you are only drinking as much water as you REALLY need. We need that for the data centers. If you’re thirsty, AI is thirsty too.

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  3 weeks ago

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• We all need to put the phone down, or it’s over for civilization.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

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  3 weeks ago

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