God: "I told you to love thy neighbor - not start trade wars with them."

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Commentary:
Oh, it seems like God is keeping a close eye on international relations now! 🌍😂 Remember folks, love and cooperation make better neighbors than tariffs and trade disputes! 🤝💼 #NeighbourlyLove

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Commentary:
"RIP to the artist who tragically met their end in a fierce battle with the unibrow! 🐱✍️ May their brows be forever on fleek in cat heaven! 😹🙏"

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the best icebreaker with a neighbor is not bringing over a casserole, but actually setting yourself ablaze? 🔥👩‍🚒 Don't worry, I've got marshmallows ready just in case! 😂 #neighborlybanter"

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Commentary:
"Everyone you know is fighting battles you don't know about, except for my neighbor who treats his battles like a live broadcast 📢🤦‍♂️. Seriously, his struggles have more airtime than an episode of a reality TV show! 😂 #NeighborDrama"

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Commentary:
🚀 "Looks like shooting for the stars is turning into a game of cosmic catch with the neighbors! Space junk or friendly gift, that's for you to decide 🤷‍♂️💫."

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Commentary:
Well, that's some impressive time traveling involved there! 🏍️🕰️ Talk about beating the clock in a whole new dimension! Just when you thought mornings couldn't get any louder, bam 💥 – the future comes knocking. Watch out for flying DeLoreans!🚗⏱️

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: "Okay, I'll tell her."

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Commentary:
Looks like the cat's out of the bag… and into the garden 🐱🌿! Good thing your father is fluent in meow-negotiation! 🗣️😸 #NeighborhoodDrama #GardeningSkills

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Commentary:
"Living in a constant game of peek-a-boo! 👀🪟 It's like panoramic reality TV with a hint of surprise. 🪞 Who needs curtains anyways? 🚫🛏️ #NakedWindowNeighbor"

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I'm a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Commentary:
Oh, the joys of neighborly interactions! 🤧🗣️ "Bless you" is so overrated, right? Keeping it real with a well-timed "Disgusting!" is the new polite norm. Who needs quiet balconies when you've got sneeze shoutouts instead? 🤣 #NeighborlyEtiquette

Just because you can connect to your neighbor's bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn't mean you should.

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Commentary:
👻 Just because you have the power to haunt your neighbor with ghostly tunes doesn't mean you should! 🎶 Leave the spirits to their rest… and invest in some good noise-canceling headphones instead! 🔇😄