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26 Funny neighbor quotes

Funny neighbor quotes shine a humorous light on the unique and sometimes quirky relationships we share with the people next door! 🏡😂 From witty observations about neighborly interactions to playful remarks on neighborhood dynamics, these quotes capture the lighter side of living near others. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in being a neighbor! 😄🚪

I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”

Funny Quotes Feb 4, 2025

Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025