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31 Funny neighbor quotes

Funny neighbor quotes shine a humorous light on the unique and sometimes quirky relationships we share with the people next door! 🏡😂 From witty observations about neighborly interactions to playful remarks on neighborhood dynamics, these quotes capture the lighter side of living near others. Enjoy a laugh and appreciate the fun in being a neighbor! 😄🚪

2 weeks ago
View →: I don’t always listen to Metallica, but when I do, so do my neighbors.
3 weeks ago
View →: My neighbor is having some kind of party and didn’t invite me. I guess I have to call the cops again.
3 weeks ago
View →: I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.
3 weeks ago
View →: Adult peer pressure is seeing your neighbor mow his lawn.
2 months ago
View →: Thoughts more intrusive than a 90s sitcom neighbor.
3 months ago
View →: I like my coffee so strong that it wakes up the neighbors.
3 months ago
View →: If my neighbors would just talk a little louder I could follow along with their conversation, but no. Rude.
4 months ago
View →: God: “I told you to love thy neighbor – not start trade wars with them.”
5 months ago
View →: Cause of death: Trying to draw eyebrows on the neighbor’s cat.
5 months ago
View →: The only reason to engage with a neighbor is if either of you is on fire.
5 months ago
View →: Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.
5 months ago
View →: I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.
5 months ago
View →: I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.
5 months ago
View →: Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”
5 months ago
View →: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.
5 months ago
View →: The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!
5 months ago
View →: Just because you can connect to your neighbor’s bluetooth speaker and play ghost noises doesn’t mean you should.
5 months ago
View →: Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.
5 months ago
View →: My neighbor said he heard me having sex today but it was just me standing in front of my air conditioner.
5 months ago
View →: Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.
5 months ago
View →: If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.
5 months ago
View →: I need to know the brand of toothbrush my neighbor has. I hear it buzzing sometimes an hour at a time and she’s clearly enjoying it.
5 months ago
View →: I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.
5 months ago
View →: As a dad, you’re required to ask your neighbor “You gonna do mine next?” when you see them raking leaves.
5 months ago
View →: Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
5 months ago
View →: I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
5 months ago
View →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.
5 months ago
View →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.
5 months ago
View →: Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.
5 months ago
View →: My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.

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