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Funny neighbor quotes

Jun 14
Share →: If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.
Nov 17
Share →: I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
Oct 20
Share →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.
Oct 3
Share →: My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.
Sep 30
Share →: I’m so single. When they ask me for an emergency contact, I put the neighbor’s dog.
Sep 29
Share →: Kinda rude my neighbors live next to me.
Sep 25
Share →: My neighbor told me he heard me having sex this morning. I was putting on my shoes.
Sep 25
Share →: My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow.
Sep 22
Share →: I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.
Sep 22
Share →: My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.