265 Funny night quotes

• Ever since I was a little girl, I have loved staying up really late, hanging out with myself, and thinking about stuff and things.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  alone, alone time, childhood, childhood memory, ever, girl, hanging, i, introvert, late, late night, little, loved, memory, myself, night, night owl, owl, personal, personal time, reflection, self, self-reflection, staying, stuff, things, thinking, time

• You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  bad, bad decision, day, decision, deprivation, exhaustion, hard, horrible, humor, late, late night, next, next day, night, procrastination, sleep, sleep deprivation, stay, stay up late, tiredness

• A girl, her bed, and TV series on a Friday evening is a true love story.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  bed, cozy, cozy night, entertainment, evening, Friday, Friday evening, girl, love, love story, night, relaxation, series, sery, story, true, TV, TV sery

• In retrospect, I guess “one drunken night of stupidity” isn’t the best response when a child asks you where babies come from.

  ---

  0

  3 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, baby, best, child, conversation, drunken, drunken night, family, family conversation, guess, honesty, humor, i, moment, night, parenting, response, retrospect, stupidity, where

• Why is sleeping at night so hard, but sleeping in the morning is like drifting away on a soft, fluffy cloud while Adele sings you a lullaby?

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  Adele, away, cloud, drifting, fluffy, hard, lullaby, morning, night, sleeping, soft, while, why

• I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  beating, better, conversation, dead, dead horse, friendship, girl, girls, horse, humor, i, letting, love, never, night, nothing, peace, rehash, rest, Saturday, Saturday night

• If men didn’t exist, I would simply go for a 2 a.m. walk every night and listen to music in my AirPods.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  2, AirPods, am, every, exist, humor, i, late, late night, listen, men, music, night, relaxation, simply, solitude, walk

• One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  another, around, benefit, benefits, cat, confusion, creature, having, hear, middle, most, night, noise, pet, random, underrated

• I have this epiphany every night that I need to turn it up a notch.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  epiphany, every, humor, i, motivation, need, night, self-improvement, turn

• Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

  ---

  0

  4 months ago

  Christmas, Christmas tree farm, digger, farm, flirting, fly, gold, gold digger, grandpa, hand, hand rubbing, hands, humor, me, night, rubbing, shit, told, tree, woman

All funny night quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌